The Fart Bro
@fartbro
Just another guy that loves farts and farting... just a little more than most guys do... Also into pants pooping and inflation. Str8ish Bi, or Heteroflexible, or bi. I don't know. 30s #FartFetish @fartbro on Twitter Ask me questions! ngl.link/fartlighter1
Something new. Farts are the best bodily function. There's so much you can do with farts.
I don't know if I'm dealing with cyclospora, but my farts have been brutal lately. They don't even smell human and they make my ass warm.
Happy (Pig) Pride! (CW Pants Poop) I love how the stripes stretch with the load.
This is how it worked in my fraternity. And yes we all wore the same briefs so any disqualifications would be obvious. The pledges were the judges and wore embarrassing shirts!
This is some of the most extreme gas I've ever had. Combination of a milkshake and some kind of bean casserole served at work, which I devoured (most avoided it because it looked gross). The room stunk and it smelled like that stuff they add to natural gas.
Happy Father's Day! My dad and his antics were pivotal on my road to becoming a fart pig. 🍑🌬️🐽🐷 This is meant to be a comical parody.
Football players farting is the best. They get really into it and really vulgar with it.
If this is true, it sounds like that guard is a fart bro like us! Could you imagine the smell in that room? I love that they made the best of the situation... knowing that what could be their last moments were spent lighting their farts!
I love how tortured these farts sound coming out. Like they've been desperate to get out for hours but those muscular butt cheeks were too tight! And I can just imagine the cloud that stuck around while they continued with their workout.
One of my favorite fart scenes in a movie. This guy is miserable as he swells with gas after eating a whole pot of beans. Ballooned stomach and his face messy. Later in the movie, he is pulled in a wagon and you can see a big hole blown in his pants from the fart.
Probably when my best friend and I were in high school. We used to carpool and would fart the entire way to school. We could have powered the car with our gas. It was rank. After school we would get back in and it STILL stunk. Would cause a lot of laughs if we forgot and gave a ride to someone lol
Yes I've wafted others' farts and done the cushion sniff. I love that I am not the only one ;)
Some Happy New Year images for fart lovers! May you or your farter's gas be potent!
The fuel of our dreams. Some day I want to have a meal with everything in this photo just because.
The transformation is complete. Dad has turned into a vulgar, disgusting, stinking fart. How humiliating, especially the fact that he shit himself so badly before it all started! That's gonna feel weird when he is rolled onto it on his way to the pumping room!
His college aged son wonders what his dad is going through and catches his dad's last human expulsion before the transformation is complete. He kind of wants to try the beans himself.
In this cartoon version, it looks like our dad has shit his pants massively (look at the back) before his transformation started. Purging everything out of his system as he leaves human form and starts his transformation in this destiny.
His friends and family look on in horror and disgust at what he has become. All because of his obsession with farting.
Uh oh. Josh ate the magic beans. He swells up with his own gas and turns into a fart. He is his own brand. How humiliating! Get him to the pumping room before he explodes! Even if we make him human again, he'll never be the same. He will always be turd brown and stink forever.
I have many times: CaliFartbro for farts and GasesAndSolids for pants pooping