Cheddar

@fartycheddarcat

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Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 19d

Sumone barfed on mama's bed On da sheet By da pillow Mama saw and mama skweeked It not me It not Fig Mama stand dere, hands on hed Walks away Not comes bak #SillyMama #IFinkedItWasChewy #ITelledMamaDis #ChewyNotGetInTrubbleTho #AtLeastItNotPoopy

Cheddar looks slightly off to the right with a thoughtful expression.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 20d

It be beddytime Da room be dark A buzzing in da room A skeeto on da loose! Mama turns da lite on She gonna ded da skeeto CHOMP! Figgy, he starts chewing He cach da skeeto in his mouff Wifout getting up Still lying on da bed A good nite snak #MeAndFiggyEatAllDaNummySkeetos

Figgy lies on his side, looking up with a smile.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 21d

In da gwass I found a bee And I desided it for me I noe dat bees, dey not for eat But dey make such a nummy tweat! I ses hallo, I ses dey snak But wen I bite, dey bite me bak! I let dem go, away dey fly I not maked fwend, I not noes why #CheddarPoetry #Bee #DeyNotWannaBeFwends

Cheddar sits low, with his mouth wide open as he licks his lips.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 22d

Fweshy water In outside bukkit I has a dwink I fills my tum Socky comes She has sum too I is good I shares all nice I looks to mama Makes shur she sees A good boy me Sharing wif Socky #BukkitWater #OutsideWater #NummyWater #ISharesNice #SockyNotHitMe #IGladSheNotHitMe

Socky drinks from a bucket of water. Cheddar sits beside her, looking towards the right with his mouth slightly open.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 23d

Figgy found a birdie Den he pikked it up to hold He gibbed it to da mama But da birdie limp and cold Mama told him he was good She pat him on da hed Figgy did not understand His birdie fwend was ded #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesBirdieMaybeGotDeddedInDaStorm #HeAllWet #FiggyPwoud

Figgy stands in the grass and looks up at the camera with his mouth open as he mews in excitement.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 24d

It be hot Den sky got mad It maked a storm All big and bad But I not skared I stays on gard As flashys flash And rain falls hard #CheddarPoetry #Storm #DaHotMakedMamasHedHurtAgen #SheAwakeTilSunbeamWakedUp #IProtektsHer #IProteksEberybuddy

Cheddar sits at the window. The blinds are resting on his back as he peers outside. His head cannot be seen. His back and tail are in full view.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 25d

It be lots hot No trubble I make I lies in da gwass And slowly, I bake I smells all da happy I looks to da sky Den I gos inside So dat I not fwy #CheddarPoetry #TooHotOutside #FiggyNappyInShade #ChewyWentToPuppysHousAgen #SheLookingForPuppy #SheHasSadCuzPuppyNotDere

Cheddar lies in the grass. His head is tilted back slightly and his eyes are squinted.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 26d

Mama calls for Figgy And da Figgy sings he heer Atop da gate da Figgy sits Den turns to show his rear #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWasWachingMamaInDwibeway #HeNotGoOnRoof

View from below as Figgy stands tall on the arch over a gate. He is looking off into the distance.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 27d

Sunbeam make A sunny spot I rolls awound It nice and hot Wen melt sets in Da shade I seek Den under shwub I spy and peek #CheddarPoetry #SunbeamHotToday #INotWantsToTurnIntoPuddil #DenMamaGottedBadHurtyHedAgen #NoFair

Cheddar rolls around in the grass. He is on his side, with his head tilted back towards the camera, and his left arm outstretched forward.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 28d

Sunbeam goed to bed to sleep But sky still be awake Flashy flashes, bangy bangs And rain maked hous all shake Waching storm, I stay on gard Until da sunbeam rise Now I has a tired lots I close my sleepy eyes #CheddarPoetry #FunderStorm #IMakesShurEberybuddySafe #PwettyFlashys

Cheddar has a big yawn as he lies in his bed.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· 29d

Silly Figgy play a game Called cach me if yoo can Wen da mama sed to come He giggled and he ran In da neybor's yard he go And kwikly climed da twee Den da mama chased him bak As Fig singed happyly #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat

Figgy stands in a tree, gripping the branch with his paw, and looking downward.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 13

Mama, she not feeling well Her hed, it hurts a lot Eben tho I wants to play To leeb her side, I not Purring soft, I cuddles close Until it time for snak After tummy be wefilled To west, I takes her bak #CheddarPoetry #CuddleFerapy #HurtyHedKeepsComingBak #INotLikesDat

Closeup of Cheddar as he snuggles close with his mama and sleeps.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 12

Figgy cot a dwagonfly He twot awound all pwoud He gib it to da mama As he sing all happy loud Den I come, I gwab his pwize And to da gwass I run I eats da nummy dwagonfly And kwunch it til it done #CheddarPoetry #Dwagonfly #Figgy #MamaSedItNotNiceToEatFiggysPwey #IFinksItNummy

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 10

Eberyday Sints munnyday Da mama hads A hurty hed Yesserday She not get up She sleep all day And be no fun But I be good I cuddles close I takes care of her Til she all better #HurtyHed #Mygwaine #NotFair #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #IStaysCloseToMamaAllDay

Cheddar sits and looks up at the camera with a sweet yet concerned expression on his face.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 9

Bwekky time Bol of milk It be mine But I must wait Pose all cute Weach and cwy I wants now But I must wait Finally Dat milk be mine Dwink it up Tummy full #ILuvsMilk #MamaTakesForeberToHabBwekky #SheSesBePayshint #INotLikePayshint

Cheddar leans into a cereal bowl that has leftover milk at the bottom, drinking it up.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 8

Silly Figgy He keeps jumping ober fence To go in puppy's yard Cuz puppy not be dere He not allowed But he still go He plays in da gwass He clime da twee Wen mama go gets him He runs to her and sings He be in lots trubble But he be all happy #SillyFiggy #HeBeBadAndNotLissen

Figgy lies on his back, on a concrete patio. He is looking towards the camera and has a playful expression on his face.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 7

Sunbeam shines on me Warming my fur So dat I shine too I can smells da sunbeam I can smells da summer I luvs da smell Of Happy I tastes da air I close my eyes Reddy for nap Under sunbeamy blanky #Happys #Sunbeam #Summer #HappySunbeamNappy #INotWeallyNapTho #IJusCloseMyEyes

Cheddar lies in the grass with the sun shining brightly down on him. His left arm is stretched in front of him while his right is tucked underneath him, He is tilted slightly to the right, and his head is slightly tilted backwards, His eyes are squinted as he looks upward.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 6

Follow mama Paw da mama Gwab da mama Bite da mama! Kiss da mama Lik da mama Luv da mama Bite agen! #BitesMeanLuv #ILuvsMamaLots #DenISeesDaFiggy #IChaseDaFiggy #IPounceDaFiggy #IWesslesDaFiggy

Cheddar holds onto his mama's hand with his paw. His claws can be seen. His mouth is open as he bites his mama's hand.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 5

Mama sorting liddle peeses Fig ses he can too Figgy finks he good at halp But halp he dos not do All he dos is make a mess He purrs and has lots fun Mama hab a fussystwate She glad wen he be done #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeSitOnDaPilesMamaMaked #MamaSillyToo

Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with a cute and innocent expression on his face. Behind him, a plastic case with dividers can be seen, as well as some small containers. Out of focus, near and under Figgy, are small piles of different types of screws.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 4

In da flowers By da gwass I wayz my leg And kleen my bum I do it dere For all to see Den Figgy comes And copys me #CheddarPoetry #ItImportintToHabAKleenBumbum #ITeechFiggyDis #IDoDisWenMamaComeToTakeMyPikchur #IMakedShurMyBumbumKleenForPikchur

Cheddar sits amongst tall flowers. He is turned backwards, with his leg in the air, to clean his hinder.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 3

Run fwom twee To udder twee Clime up dat twee Den jump fwom twee Run to shwub Hide under shwub Peek out fwom shwub Den pounce da mama #IHasDaRuns #Wild #ICuteButFearse #IBitedMamaButItJusLiddleAndNiceBite

Cheddar sits under a shrub and peeks out towards the camera. His chin rests gently on top of the leaves of a nearby plant.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 2

I pawtee, I wessle I eat, and I poo I run all awound And I chase da Fig too I bitey da mama And clime on her lap I purry all loud Den I cuddle and nap #CheddarPoetry #FirsDayOfNineYearsOld #IHadsBeryGoodBirdieDay #SockyNotHitMeDisDayAtAll

Cheddar snuggles with his mama. His arm is hugging the top of his mama's leg, which is under a blanket, and his head rests on top as he happily naps.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jul 1

Sunny glasses Chane of gold I's all dressed up For nine years old My birdie day! Pleez come and see And sellybwate A big boy me! #CheddarPoetry #NineYearsOld #BirdieDay #LebberJakkit #GoldChane #SunnyGlasses #GangsterCheddar #IPurrAsMamaTookedPikchurs #ILooksLotsKool

Cheddar sits tall in the grass, looking upwards towards the camera. He is wearing a black leather jacket, with a gold chain around his neck. He's also wearing gold-rimmed sunglasses with a purplish lens. His tongue is sticking out as he licks his upper lip.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 30

Flash BANG! Funder rawrrs loud Rain starts to por Flash BANG!! I follow Chewy under da bed Flash BANG!!! Mama finds us She asks if I skared I kwalls out I ses dat I not Dat I protekting Chewy Flash BANG! I go bak wif Chewy I makes shur she safe #FunderStorm #NotSkaredAtAll

Cheddar lies under the bed, with big eyes and a concerned expression. In the dark background, Chewy can be seen under the bed behind him.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 29

Sammich hammy Sammich meat I gwab and cwy I wants to eat! I has a peese And Socky too Da fig jus wach As we both chew #CheddarPoetry #Ham #Sammich #IMakesShurMamaShares #MamaGibbedFiggySumButHeNotEatIt #HeJusSingSong #SillyFiggy #ChewyNotHabAny #SheNotLikeHam #SheWeerd

Cheddar bites into a piece of ham being held by his mama. To his right is Figgy, who is looking at the ham. On the lower right corner, Socky's head can be seen.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 28

Mama she be worryed Ware did silly Figgy go He be in hous for kittys But da mama did not noe And den da taggy twakker Told da mama he was dere Figgy, he jus smile He gibbed mama kwite a skare #CheddarPoetry #FiggyWefuzedToComeOut #HeSedItHisHous #MamaSkoopHimOut #HeHidGood

Figgy sits inside a shelter for stray cats. The walls and ceiling are lined with foil and the bottom is filled with straw. Figgy is looking slightly upward to the right and has a smile on his face.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 27

Big rains fall All nite, all morning Making puddils and lakes A garden of mud I wach fwom da window Den go to da dor I wants to go out I cwy to go out But mama ses no So bak to da window I pout as I wach Da rain fwom da sky #ItRainingLotsAgen #NotFairDatINotGetToGoOutToSee

Cheddar sits at the window, looking leftward with a sad expression on his face.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 26

Figgy spys He twys to hide I noe he's dere I sees him dere Wif one kwik turn I run and pouce! We roll togeber Akwoss the flor We wessles fearse Until I win Den Figgy hides And spys agen #SillyFiggyNotHideGood #ISupwizedHimWenIPounced #HeSumtimesLikesToHideAndJumpOutAtChewy

Actionshot of Cheddar as Cheddar pounces and wrestles Figgy on the floor. He is facing leftward, away from the camera, and Figgy can barely be seen underneath him.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 25

Happy Figgy In da twee He sings a song Of aa ee eee But cawcaws yell Dey flap and swoop I warns da Fig Dat dey mite poop He worrys not And climes mor hi Da cawcaws skwak Away dey fly #CheddarPoetry #FiggyFinksCawcawsBeFwends #CawcawsBad #DeyYellAtHimLots #MamaChaseCawcawsAway

Figgy stands on a branch in a tree. He is surrounded by green leaves. His is looking slightly upward and his mouth is open - as if he's singing. He looks very happy.

Cheddar@fartycheddarcat· Jun 24

Softy bun Nummy meet Melty cheez Tasty soss Purring loud Weach to gwab Dat be mine All be mine Socky comes She gwabs too Held up hi We cannot weach Peese for me Peese for Sock Mama shares Eats da west #FiggyComeToSee #ButHeNotGwab #HeSingBergerSong #MamaNeedsToLernToShareMor