Felgraf

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American physics abroad in Finland, working on citizenship He/him "In a hundred years we'll all be dead, but here and now we are alive"-Small Gods, by T. Pratchett Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer

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Felgraf@felgraf· Jul 5

A screenshot from the game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
A man dressed in blue (Richter) is standing in a throne room, before a man seated on the throne, wearing black (Dracula)
Richter: Die monster. You don't belong in this world!

Felgraf@felgraf· Jun 23

A modified screenshot of the text "An acknowledgement that nobody gives a shit about this guy's opinion on the left"

"An acknowledgement that" has been scribbled out in red, and "This guy" has been poorly replaced with "Your" using MS Paint.

Felgraf@felgraf· Jun 23

A screenshot which reads "Who are you"
The screenshot was taken from the very same poster, up the thread.

Felgraf@felgraf· Jun 10

A series of Tumblr posts. It reads as follows:
jb-blunk:
in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

testing-stormneko:
excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone’s emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

jb-blunk:
this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

testing-stormneko:
good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don’t reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

jb-blunk:
you are a tar pit

Felgraf@felgraf· May 10

Yep. Everything has a manual mode.

A still from the webcomic "Sluggy Freelance", probably from, like, 2008 or something.
In it, one character is yanking some sort of device off the ceiling, tearing wires, while saying "Everything has a manual."

Felgraf@felgraf· May 8

Somehow I don't think Memphis is maga. Given that. you know. That whole county went for Harris. www.politico.com/2024-electio...

An election map from the 2024 Tennessee national election. It shows the country in which Memphis resides went for Harris.

Felgraf@felgraf· Apr 23

(from floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/post/9604047...)

A three panel comic
Panel one: A picture of a mermaid sitting on a rock, playing a harp.

Panel 2: A pirate saying "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like"

Panel three: A zoom in on the mermaid's face, saying "I will fucking increase the fucking thing."

Felgraf@felgraf· Apr 23

A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Buglich. It reads:

tactics ogre villain writing: every named boss you encounter is as much a person as yourself, no matter how despicable. they will be mourned when they die; perhaps more than you. never forget that you pave the road to your dream with the bones and broken hopes of others.

final fantasy tactics villain writing: you stand before the monstrous, twisted ruin of a good man who dreamed of a better world, who longed only for the strength to bring it about. also, argath is back again. he hates poor people even more now.

fire emblem: awakening villain writing: this is Villageburner the Bandit and in exactly three turns frederick will insert his entire foot into his ass

Felgraf@felgraf· Mar 15

www.tumblr.com/nitewrighter...

A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Nitewrighter. It reads:

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Felgraf@felgraf· Mar 12

A 3 panel cartoon by shencomix.com

Panel 1: a man with a massively oversized head, covered in bulging veins. He has a look of extreme concentration on his face. He says "I've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain."

Panel 2: an image of a different person, very nondescript "so you're smart now?"

Panel 3: closeup of the person from panel 1. "I'm stupid FASTER."

Felgraf@felgraf· Mar 2

Buddy, the reason people assumed you didn't understand the joke is because you said that you didn't get the joke.

a string of text which says "No I didn't get your 'joke'."

Felgraf@felgraf· Feb 19

A screenshot of a tumblr post. It reads:
"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy [sic] just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted"

Felgraf@felgraf· Jan 20

A meme image depicting a small golden retriever and a fantasy, horrific monsterwolf.

The small golden retriever is lised as "The brits in brit history books."

The horrific monster is listed "The Brits in Every Other History Book."

Felgraf@felgraf· Jan 13

not small enough!

An image of a violin made of platinum in an electron microscope. The Violin has two scale bars, indicating that it is 13 um wide and 35 um tall, which is very, very small.

Felgraf@felgraf· Jan 13

It's not, because when black people disagree with him he blocks them. (It's his pinned post) So he's verryyyy not for listening to black voices if they disagree with him.

A post by Padraig

"My time on social media is not for arguing with Black and brown people. If you show up in my comments defending whiteness and you claim to not be white, I will block you.

For everyone else, I will continue to hone my craft of Old Testament cyberbullying."

Felgraf@felgraf· Dec 29

The cover of the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" music CD.
It has a picture of Carmen Sandiego (A woman in a red jacket obscuring her face with a red hat), and several world monuments.

It includes the text:
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

ROCKAPELL
TITO PUENTE
THE PERSUASION
URBAN BLIGHT
3 BRAVE WOODSMEN

Felgraf@felgraf· Dec 3

(Posted in agreement, not mockingly. Also because I always love being able to deploy this image.)

An image of a man about to slam a card down on the table.
The table is labeled "Una conversacion casual" ('A casual convesrsation')
The man is labeled "Yo" ('me').
The card he is about to slam down is "EL PROBLEMO ES EL CAPITALISMO" or "THE PROBLEM IS CAPITALISM."

Felgraf@felgraf· Nov 7

An image of Lo Pan, the primary villain of Big Trouble In Little China.

He is an ancient man dressed in a suit.

Felgraf@felgraf· Oct 26

Say, didn't you chastise someone yesterday for making that *specific* argument as the reason you're clinging to starmer?

A post by Rebecca Radnor, from 10/25/25.

It reads

"Here you go bringing up Jews again."

Felgraf@felgraf· Oct 25

I can see it without paying for it, weirdly. Perhaps addblock, or where I am located.

text from a CNN article.
"CNN also spoke with an acquaintance of Platner from more than a decade ago who said Platner spoke about his tattoo resembling a Nazi symbol. A second person told CNN that they learned of the tattoo years ago from the acquaintance, who told them that Platner had described it as a Nazi-style design.

CNN also reviewed a text chain between the acquaintance and another person discussing Platner’s Nazi-like tattoo several months ago, before the story became public.

Platner’s campaign declined to comment for this story."

Felgraf@felgraf· Oct 4

Or, alternatively:

A screenshot from Tales of Symphonia, in which Lloyd Irving says
"How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can't even save the people standing right in front of us?"

Felgraf@felgraf· Oct 2

A post saying
every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the UN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

Above a vintage ad about a US naval vessel that only made ice cream for other ships

Felgraf@felgraf· Oct 1

or xenogears. YE SHALL BE AS GODS

A screenshot from xenogears intro cutscene, showing the bridge of a ship with "YE SHALL BE AS GODS" writing on the screen over and over

Felgraf@felgraf· Sep 19

And then, if you click RSVP for one of the protest sites, it takes you to THIS web page (or a similar one for any given protest) This is what folks like Stancil have been saying is of no issue, no greater risk than being on a mailing list, etc etc etc.

A detailed RSVP website for a No Kings protest, requesting first and last name, zip code, email, and phone number.

Felgraf@felgraf· Sep 19

YEP! It has you select a location--

A screenshot from the Indivisible website for the No Kings protest on Oct 18th. One of the protest locations is selected, listing a specific time, date, and location, with a button to RSVP.

Felgraf@felgraf· Sep 18

And if you click the RSVP button, it takes you to THIS web page~!

Felgraf@felgraf· Sep 18

It has you select *a specific event* and RSVP that you will attend *that event on Oct 18th*. At a specific time. At a specific location.

Felgraf@felgraf· Jul 31

(COULDN'T RESIST)

an MS paint drawing of Grimsby, Eric's steward in Disney's "The Little Mermaid".
He is an older man, wearing a purple coat, with tied-back white hair. He is smoking a pipe. In the image, he smiles as he squints his eyes, saying
"Maybe *more*. Imagine."

Felgraf@felgraf· Jul 19

An image of a man (A Ukrainian Soldier) in military gear, with a mask covering the lower half of his face, holding a gun as he looks sideways at the camera.
Below, is the caption
"We are very lucky that they are so f*cking stupid. How so?"

Felgraf@felgraf· Jul 2

... So this post made me go looking for a quote from Twitter that I remembered, and it felt applicable. And then I did a tiny double take.