See this supply list? Looks simple, cheap, right? It certainly is. Where they get you is that kiddo will get another supply list from each teacher, then I have to get that stuff next week. All the teachers here went back last week, so why can't they just say everything I need to buy?

You never know what you'll find in your #lab coat pockets after vacay around here 🤣🤣🧪🧪🧪 #labhumor #pranks

#Stoner food sounded pretty fire tonight. Sloppy Joe on blue box mac n cheese with a garnish of banana pepper. #foodporn

Well...I figured out what started munching on my #tomato #plants while I was on vacation. I guess the only thing I can do is go out every night & pick them off. Never had these things before.

We've been on vacation at Wolf Lake, north of #Baldwin #Michigan all week. The smoke rolled in yesterday & everywhere smells like baked potatoes.

I found the only order in the world in this perfect grapefruit that I just cut. *chef's kiss

The joke at the #vet office today 🤣🤣

Crock pot cooking today because if that stove comes on, we're all gonna melt like the guy that picked the wrong cup in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade

Meanwhile, at a Texas Roadhouse in #Kokomo #Indiana, the Gooners have come out for the summer 🙄🙄🙄

With all the #inflation & shrinkflation going on, I'm now very distrustful of what this 20% extra "food" actually is. Is it roadkill? Groundhog?

These #moderation #lists crack me up. Was this supposed to hurt my feelings??? 🤣🤣🤣

Currently #watching #stepfordwives

I am going to take these #nails off & do my rainbow #manicure for #pride. There are only 7 colors in the rainbow, but I have 10 fingers, so I guess I'm sawing off 3 of these suckers tonight. It seems like a logical choice.

A new #discovery from the wiles of the Meijer #fruit section. I present to you fine folks the Buttfruit.

#girldinner kinda night. Leftover broiled salmon with sauteed carrot, celery, and onion in some minute rice 🙂

I took my grandma a bouquet of crazy daisies for #mothersday and now I look like I gave Bozo a handjob

The bird feeder is empty so I threw some croutons I found in the cabinet out there. A little bird landed on the feeder a min ago & started squawking like he was saying "SERVICE!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

I think my #grapefruit was trying to sprout before I cut it open. If eating this kills me, somebody avenge me, please.

Sorry, madam, but this seat is taken. #cats

Ain't nobody fuckin up this day for me. I have #homemade apple butter on my toast & a grapefruit shaped like a boob, so good things have already happened 😁😁😁

Harley the dog & Fuzzy the cat. A rare moment of peace between them 🤣🤣

My mom & I made pasta shells stuffed with seasoned ground beef & cottage cheese & some sheet pan shrimp scampi for #dinner & it was heavenly 💙💙

🎶 It's just another... 🎶

I did red cat eye this week too! Yours are prettier though 💙 I've already scratched mine up helping hubby w/drywall in the kiddo's new bedroom.

Organizing my #elderly stepdad's #care that I am taking charge of today.

We had a #breakfast carry in today, & I am doing my damnedest to make it seem somewhat healthy lol. This grapefruit is #working OT today.

My #cat was batting his ball around & left it in the middle of my bedroom doorway. I stepped on it & broke it. He saw me do it & has been sitting here pouting since.

I'm a bit late to the air fryer party, but I figured since my airless fryer died I would give this a try. This fucker is cool! I have only used it for reheating brown bread & these fries, but I think I will be using it a lot!

New Year's Eve is my jam. We usually decorate & just graze on snacks or have a takeout smorgasbord while watch the NYC ball drop & then ring in the New Year with funny hats, noise makers, & sparkling juice