Figure Four

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Figure Four@figuref0ur· 14d

Indeed!

Vincent Prince is Egghead from Batman 66

Figure Four@figuref0ur· 18d

Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch.

Charles Roxburgh and Matt Farley's "Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!" One of the greatest horror comedies ever made.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· 21d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A giant hand painted Ghanian movie poster for the film Magic Mike.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· 26d

hell fucking yeah

a screenshot of a topless Pam back to camera showing off her sick back tattoo: it has 13 count marks [what do you call those? like prisoners tracking the days. presumably this is tracking pam's kills] at the top and then the following text: FOR THE ANGLE OF DEATH SPREAD HISWINGS ON THE BLAST AND BREATHED IN THE FACE OF THE FOE AS HE PASSED; AND THE EYES OF THE SLEEPERS WAXED DEADLY AND CHILL, AND THEIR HEARTS BUT ONCE HEAVED, AND FOR EVER GREW STILL!" Pam is about to put a righteous beatdown on Mallory Archer.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jul 7

I'm maining Richard Harrison

Richard Harrison looking like a total dope in a bright yellow ninja suit, no face mask, a red headband that says "Ninja" and a gun.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jun 17

My ideal partner is barrel-chested with an empty head and a great singing voice.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jun 1

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Apr 12

Whenever I see this video I always think of this classic

Tweet from @necrobranson: (French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU.ARE.BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Apr 12

Shit! Shit! Uhhhhh.... Wolfsbane!

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Apr 12

Let's go.

Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton. She's in a bathroom stall wiping sweat from her armpit. Real pervert hours.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Apr 9

Hell Yeah

Pro wrestler and curren ROH champ Bandido walking to the ring wearing Super Dragon themed gear

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Apr 2

Hell yeah

Dril tweet: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 31

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A college basketball mascot that is supposed to be a frair [I think] but looks like some sort of terrifying homunculus.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 28

Got in some sketchbook time while watching a short before tonight's feature.

Color sketch of an old cheap leather shoe that are a good 2 inches too big. Next to sketch is text: it's 1919!! AND Nothing's funnier than a shoe that's too big!!

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 24

Quote and give your followers 4 randomish images as a timeline cleanse -Maybe my favorite Onion article ever -Picasso's The Old Guitarist. When seen in person you can just make out the ghost of an old painting. -Justifiably forgotten WWE tagteam Deuce 'n' Domino -A Cyberpunk Girlie I sketched.

"Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"

Would someone tell me jow this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was [italics] the razor [italics] to own. Then the other guy...

Can you see him? Can you see the spooky boy? Hint: He appears to be whispering something to the Old Guitarist.

Ha ha ha. Look at these fucking dorks. I can't believe that a company this stupid ruled American Pro Wrestling for my entire fucking life. You are not equipped to understand the current moment if you do not understand the WWE.

So I started writing again about a month ago. Shook off a literal decade of writers block. Writing got me doodling so I picked up a sketch book. Suddenly I remembered I loved to draw when I was a kid. Suddenly I can fucking draw!! I've thought I sucked at drawing since like the 7th grade. I'm kind of in shock over it.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 22

Great panel in todays One Piece.

Gear Five Luffy looking all timid becuase he just got yelled at and being reassuredly patted on the shoulder by a squirrel.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 14

An Extremely Regular Match

Cecil Nyx and his crew of three singers performing the Time Warp in a wrestling ring.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 9

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Satanist Ernest Borgnine in a red robe looking at the camera in front of a field of fire

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 7

Insane fit on Beast Mortos on this week's ROH.

ROH Tagteam Champs LFI's Sammy Guerra and The Beast Mortos. Mortos is wearing his Orc mask and ring gear but on top of that, he puts on a blazer with torn sleeves, a tie [no shirt], and some Robert Deniro in Casino glasses.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Mar 3

Me posting my hot take on Bluesky

Photo of a Big Dogs t-shirt that says "If you can't surt with the big dogs stay off the net"

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Feb 22

Homer from the Simpsons "Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? I've been calling her "Crandle.' Why didn't someone tell me?!"

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Feb 18

Share an iconic album cover.

Cover to the album Underground by Thelonious Monk

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Feb 6

No new pictures where are you mentally

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Feb 3

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Panel from Yotsuba& of a young girl with her dad and two men. They are violently cheersing their glasses and saying "Death to America!"

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 30

A screenshot of the band ZZ Top from their music video for Legs

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 23

A dream deferred is not a dream denied.

Painting of Napoleon Bonaparte on horseback

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 20

Ganja and Hess. I will die angry that Bill Gunn didn't get to direct more movies.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 19

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Minoru Suzuki dressed up as doraemon and enjoying some konbini treats.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 18

You can have this for free. Just made this up on the fly. Someone's probably done it before but I haven't seen it. Served on ice 2 part bourbon 1 part cointreau Squeeze of lime juice A good spice heavy cola [in this case Fever Tree Distillers Cola]

The very tasty cocktail described above.

Figure Four@figuref0ur· Jan 18

For dinner I made a batch of my patented Verde Chili, a pork and white bean chili spiced with a homemade salsa verde. No recipe though. This ain't for the internet.