Repento Rory
@finalstrawman
"You gave up drinking and changed your name to Bacchus? Is this some sort of joke?" "Yes". Just a very naughty hikikomori
When you realise where your life is going and that you've been at the wheel the whole time
This reminded me i need to restore the salt lost between Hastings and West London
People saying wait until we come up against giant Haaland but he's got nothing on BDB
Not mine but i was dogsitting last weekend and Danny decided to roll off the sofa and snare himself in a fetching totebag - requiring me to do his hated paw-touching to angle his leg to get him out
As if we needed any further reminder that Watford FC make questionable business decisions, someone decided we should sell this nostalgia abomination
It took me looking admirably at the promo bookmark to realise why I recognised your name - congratulations! While I recommend Warfare, your film is the only one I'd watch again any time soon
He's either insecure or a big fan of England legend Jimmy "The Burnley Express" Anderson
I check Ebay for some replacement vacuum cleaner bags and for some reason it decided to hit me with this
"Hello I'd like a silly half of football please" Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."
With all these apps I can apply for work, learn about new topics and have all my tasks backed by ambient music/ discussion! I'm sure this is a productive use of time and not a phone addiction
"The tasteful minimal white UI, the contrast with the subtle, muted but intricate William Morris print background. My god, it even hides the banner and app drawer" (Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)
Instructions unclear, filled up on Psyduck seltzer and now I know too much
My friendships seem to boil down to me showing people things I think they'll like to which they don't respond.
Agreed - Pro Evolution Soccer 6 was made all the better for the ability to make a squad of penguin or Ostrich/ Velociraptor rider players.
Of all the materials I expected to receive from the Open University, the scientific calculator was not amongst them. Charming though, I'm not complaining
Good to see the pornbots have begun to migrate as the days start getting longer