I don’t know how to feel about the person at the lost and found getting my gender right but assuming my hair color. Thanks for getting my water bottle back to me though! (For the record, I’m cis-ginger.)

Dudes please be normal when writing women in the first person challenge 2026

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I may be called out but at least I’m called.

I get the Electric Blue Lemonade at Dunkin’s because we’re both an affront to God.

I have two entries.

Ladies?

If you want to be a girl you can just be a girl.

That worked out better than I could have hoped. (It’s a Pride miracle.)

I’ve had this fridge almost 6 months and I’ve only just learned that it can run Majora’s Mask.

Oh for an understanding of the mind of the Product Manager at Google who thought “after someone’s been in a video call, their Gmail should show unread indicators for every chat message they already saw.” Someone’s OKR was to increase pageviews to Gchat…

It is my professional opinion that I live in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Mine says “yes.”

BTW this is all in reference to the Red Queen’s Race from Through the Looking Glass: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Que...

I propose a new software engineer concept, in the spirit of the “bus number”: The Red Queen Number. The Red Queen Number is — based on your team’s responsibilities and portfolio of products — how many engineers do you need running at full speed just to stay in the same place.

I’m about to try this one out now! They seem to have a pretty strong AI statement, which is encouraging.

I have never walked so softly in my kitchen as I am during hour 9 of this 10-hour print.

Excited to be back on my bullshit.

brb gotta make a PR before our open Design Lead position gets filled

How you know you’re married to the right person.

Looks like it’s a really good day to remind everyone of Escapade! She debuted in a @charliejane.bsky.social story in Marvel Voices Pride a few years back. She’s a trans woman (with a transmasc BFF) who has the mutant power to switch circumstances with someone nearby. Also check out that fit.

A post so good I bought its merch.

sunday morning child ballad brainrot

@literalcatpod.bsky.social Forklift-certified cat spotted in my local coffee shop’s holiday display.

Just finished a book that managed to have a living weapon main character and somehow defied this chart. Disappointed!