Josh Fireland
@fireland
the hot pink haze // fireland.com
I wasn’t allowed to talk about this until now but I wrote a script for a horror movie called THE MONSTER IS A METAPHOR, here’s a sneak peek
BREAKING: The elaborate set built in Malta for Robert Altman’s deeply weird Popeye movie was turned into a theme park that still exists today.
I guess enough time has gone by that I can finally admit I used Claude to design my website in 1999 😔
When I was a kid my family had a cookbook from the 60s with nice illustrations by a guy named Andrew Warhol
I wondered if that was scripted or just caught in the moment but then I remembered who we’re dealing with
i have created a new AI called Lars Ulrich’s Wizard Dad, it only says one thing
over here making fake logos to distract myself from and/or embody the awfulness of 2026
Question: Has anyone ever used these little scar bandages in real life or is it just in movies
the NIN show at coachella was intense! ha ha just playing around, this is a fun place for friendly jokes
An unbiased third party who is definitely not married to me made these HYPE NOTES for my novel CHOKEVILLE which you can get over at fireland.com
Did I watch the NUCM trilogy backwards so it would show up in the correct order on my Letterboxd? No. Did they, much like the Fast/Furious movies they emulate, get better with each sequel? Yes. Am I ever happy to see Jesse Eisenberg? No. Are magic tricks impressive when shown in a movie, a medium th
@consumertc.bsky.social I just remembered my grandparents had one of these playsets at their house in the 70s, for some reason. Is this unusual or do you have like a dozen of them in your garage?