This is how slack I am after @friendlytoys.ca #Snuckle38 is in for for an hour btw

#Snuckle38 from @friendlytoys.ca plug was VERY eager to come out, so I didn't have the time to fw lighting.

Plugging with and strapping in @friendlytoys.ca #Snuckle38 before going on a walk was the most public predicament bondage I've ever put myself in.

This is one is my absolute favorite fisting videos. Very much my goals. thisvid.com/videos/deep-...

I've been really plugged in since buying the plug harness from @toppedtoys.com which is currently holding in #Lotus100

Well, I guess I can incorporate Largo from @hankeystoys.bsky.social into my playtime more often now. I will bury all 16", with time. Practicing for some elbows next week. Shaking after it pops out is fun

Just went through TSA caged because it didn't even occur to me 🫠

Will I get through this work conference without wrapping my fingers around another man's forearm? ⚖️

I've also now taken @toppedtoys.com Hilt 135. I have no "larger toys" now. Can I get some recommendations from other big holes?

I couldn't figure out why my underwear felt weird today. Turns out I didn't lock up, and that registers as "weird" to my brain now 🥴😵‍💫

Aftermath. Nothing is actually graphic, but some people are weird about gapes. Who would be burying their faces in there?

Dear @friendlytoys.ca, I need a Snuckle greater than 42 now. Please address at your earliest convenience. Sincerely, A tender, loose hole

I've played with my butt three nights in a row for the first time in years. I started on Atlas Large/XL from @hankeystoys.bsky.social tonight 😳 Amazing toy. Sleeping locked and plugged again tonight to keep the horny vibes.

Since I didn't take a pic last night and am repeating again tonight.

Might I also suggest:

He would have been member of the Cavern Dwellers Association and a frequent contributor to The Mineshaft newsletter, I'm sure

I'll just swap out the bandana color and have a new buddy for FistFest. Meet Excavator Pikachu, everyone.

This angle, specifically

Can I claim to have "top 1%" hole? I feel like it's had enough market testing to back up the claim

Who's spawning in this Pokopia After Dark habitat?

Officially in Augusta for @fistfest.org

If I were to find myself in Chicago at the end of July (but not the following week for Market Days), what fun could I get into? — OR — If I were to find myself in Chicago at the end of July (but not the following week for Market Days), who wants to have fun getting into me?

Pantless Party tonight should be good fun before the storm rolls in

I got a little chilly last night

Resting hole is a vibe, right?

I've now been locked and plugged for 86 hours, just over half a week. My goal is to hit 90% plugged, so 66 of the next 78 hours. My hole is hungry, and my cock is leaky. Loving the heft of the World's Most Comfortable Butt Plug #WMCBP XL from @mrsleather.bsky.social more by the hour

I've been caged, plugged, and thonged pretty much constantly since 10 PM on January 1, which is 66 of 90 hours of this year. Alternating @friendlytoys.ca Snuckle22 for stimulation and WMCBP from Mr. S for weight. How long should I keep this going?

I actually had two ruined orgasms tonight from jerking off the dildo. Tempted for a third. Poor planning meant I had to suck some cum up from the carpet ☺️ otherwise swallowed every drop shown here

If I cum from jacking off a dildo, does that count as "ruined"? Thinking I'll keep better track of things this year.

I thought I'd give y'all evidence of phantom fapping. Stroking a dildo while locked and plugged made me cum. And yes, I licked it up.