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Five / #2137

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język wpierdolu to jedyne esperanto / 32 / she/her / minors DNI

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Five / #2137@five· 28d

freyja buy the toolbelt strap

a tool belt thats also a strap on harness

Five / #2137@five· Jul 9

i should call her

Five / #2137@five· Jul 1

i'm ready to ride into battle against any of yall fuckers

its me! atop a mighty steed (a beautiful woman)

Five / #2137@five· Jun 30

Me too, stella, me too

Stella the cat laid back on her back with a grimace on her face

Five / #2137@five· Jun 27

Went to a transfem rave and made new friends while on smoko

A hedgehog being offered the boof

Five / #2137@five· Jun 26

the checkbox here is the biggest lie on the internet

retroachievements login page with a lying ass remember me checkbox

Five / #2137@five· Jun 25

Garden update: my pumpkins have sprouted and my chili plants are about to open up their first flowers

Pumpkin sprouts!

Chili pepper plant preparing to give out flowers

Five / #2137@five· Jun 21

Last night’s queer summer solstice bonfire was pretty fucking sweet

Five / #2137@five· Jun 20

The true girl breakfast consists of two coffees and half a jar of rolnik sałatka szwedzka and you can’t tell me otherwise

A jar full of pickled cucumbers, sliced thinly and labeled „swedish salad”

Five / #2137@five· Jun 19

Fucking hell i hate this app. Look at my pepper and rejoice

A healthy pepper plant

Five / #2137@five· Jun 19

one week after planting and these lil guys are already starting to grow at an exponential rate <3 hoping for a big big harvest in a couple of months

a rapidly growing hot pepper plant

Five / #2137@five· Jun 19

The feminine urge to neck an entire carton of krakus barszcz czerwony

Several cartons of krakus barszcz czerwony

Five / #2137@five· Jun 13

Spent the day shovelin’ hoein’ and rakin’ and now i have my own garden plot

Five baker proudly overlooking her own domain

Five / #2137@five· Jun 6

the kind vladimir ilyich etc etc

"I'm really sick of communists and democratic socialists trying to organize boycotts and get everything they disagree with canceled. If you don't like a game, then don't buy, don't rain on everybody else's parade."

Five / #2137@five· Jun 5

Wake up lil soldier. 2005 is back in style babey

First gen ipod nano

Five / #2137@five· May 21

i should call her

Five / #2137@five· May 17

you'd understand if you were polish and twisted like i am

juche youth celebrating john paul the second, the titan of communist labour

Five / #2137@five· Apr 30

i should call her

Five / #2137@five· Apr 23

This dumbass ate our hot pepper sprout overnight and her face betrays the fact that she is incapable of remorse

Zorza, laying on ger back, smug as hell

Five / #2137@five· Apr 12

New shirt courtesy of @nazohato.bsky.social🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Two angels, one with a flat chest and long hair and another with short hair and top surgery scars, are holding hands. The caption reads „all angels are trans”

Five / #2137@five· Apr 9

i have been told this is the "classic five sleeping position"

five baker, her hand clutching a vape, her other hand clutching her phone, under a soft red blanket, sleeping peacefully

Five / #2137@five· Apr 1

She’s poasting don’t look

Stella lounging on an open lapped top

Five / #2137@five· Mar 31

Who wore it better

Zorza making a distorted face

Distorted face emoji

Five / #2137@five· Mar 26

They have never thought of carpal tunnel syndrome and/or early onset alzheimer’s and I’m really jealous of that

Stella laying down in bed with her fluffy tummy upturned. Zorza’s curled up next to her

Five / #2137@five· Mar 24

Passing the hat again! Some unexpected expenses re: these two goobers. Please help 🤍

Two goobers sharing a chair

Five / #2137@five· Mar 24

The’re inseparable!!!!!

Two cats fitting together like tetris pieces in order to form a sleepy fur pile

Five / #2137@five· Mar 23

It starts with her getting an abortion and ends like this. This is peak art

Judy Hopps in her motorcade, driving past the grassy knoll, seen through a sniper scope

Five / #2137@five· Mar 17

Leży knur opasły

A conked out izydor is held in place by two equally conked out cats

Five / #2137@five· Mar 16

They don’t know it’s monday

Two cats, stella and zorza, are sleeping together. Zorza has her head pressed into stella’s neck and is visibly smiling

Five / #2137@five· Mar 15

Yall wanna see a bibu?