Schadenfreude

@fleurdela

Gamer. Whovian. Bibliophile. Science. She/her/あたし Twitter: @fleur_de_LA Mastodon: @fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online

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Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

All your camera are belong to us. 🦉🖕 📷 #NatureDocumentaryFails #TalkieTags #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

"The Best of Copulating Animals" #NatureDocumentaryFails #TalkieTags #HashtagGame

Upper text: Caught in the act!

Image: Owlet standing in front of a computer, looking at the camera, mating barn owls on the monitor.

Lower text: It's just a nature documentary!

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Pride🐱 and Patience🦝 #EasyDoesItBooks #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

I mean, it's pretty clear Stolas is modeled after a barn owl, so no surprise there.

Haku the barn owl (image from Owlvillage_H on Twitter), but I've quickly outlined Stolas from Helluva Boss over him.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Warm and Peasy #EasyDoesItBooks #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 : Lemon squeezy?

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Any of the Dirk Gently novels. #NoEffort #EasyDoesItBooks #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame ⬇️ Not a dirk, but I would imagine this floof dirking you gently in the ankle with that toy sword.

Barn owl baby walking on grass, but someone's edited a toy sword and shield onto the wings.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Have you ever seen a wet owl?🦉💧 #WhyIStayOutOfTheWater #SquirrelsPopUps #HashtagGame 🎞️ Kousui_pear on Twitter (wish they were here)

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Uh, just make sure you don't get caught.🦉💦 #HowToMakeBetterChoices #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame

Top image, 3 labeled buttons: red = Be nice to humans; green = Help humans; blue = SWOOP HUMANS

Bottom image: blurry barn owl claw about to press the blue button.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

#WhenYoureInFrance do as the French actually do, not... whatever you're trying to do. #FeelGoodFrolics #HashtagGame 🦉: Bread is pain!

Illustration of a barn owl wearing a beret and an open knapsack of bread.

Signature is hard to make out, but it looks like "Susanne Clark".

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

When you're doing time.🦉💧 #WhenToBeNice #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame

Barn owl in a cage, one claw on the bars, head tilted at the camera in the cage with it.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· 29d

Just how long an owl's legs really are. 🦉 🦵🦵 #WhatNeedsToBeMeasured #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

Left image: Eagle Owl standing on a branch.
Right image: Same owl with a human lifting its body to show off how long its legs are, but someone's edited it (a bit poorly) so the legs appear to be way, way, way longer than they are.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 14

Flowers For Algebra #MathABookOrFilmTitle #TheEducationalist #HashtagGame

Barn owl in a field of mostly red (a couple yellow) tulips.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 14

You won't find me #AtTheBarn 🦉 Never been, hopefully never will! #SexyLadyTags #HashtagGame

A barn owl peeking from what is essentially a curtain fort, with some plushies visible.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 14

All Relativity #LongDayMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Two barn owls. The closer one is very happy and excited, with the text "So much fun! Time flew by!" The other looks tired, head down, with the text "Says the not designated driver..."

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 14

As Time Goes On ...And On ...And On... #LongDayMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

Nope, I dunno hoo they are. Nothing to do with me.🦉💬 #HowIStayCool #WitchCovenTags #HashtagGame

Text: Family pictures be like:
Top image: Burrowing owls, with labels for The Mother, The Father, The Sister (unamused eyes), and The Brother (being goofy in front of sis)

Bottom image is a close up of The Sister, with the text: "The Sister be like: I don't know these people"

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

Not to give away secrets, but being an owl helps.✨🦉✨ #HowIStayCool #WitchCovenTags #HashtagGame

Barn owl smiling, head tilted back over partly stretched wings, giving a coquettish look.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

I've commandeered the best spot on the fan.🦉✨ #HowIStayCool #WitchCovenTags #HashtagGame #MarilynMonrowl

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

#IShowAppreciationBy letting you pet me without attacking you. If you've especially pleased me, Owl even make this face.🦉✨ #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

Sleep in.🦉💤 But since I can't do that, copious amounts of iced coffee helps. #TheBestThingToDoOnMondays #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame Screenshot from a video by park_yono2023 on Twitter (wish they were here)

The happy face of a barn owl sleeping on its belly.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

#ILetTheGeekInMeOutWhen 🎮🦉✨ #FeelGoodNFresh #HashtagGame 🦉: Not just then.

Orly Owl image, but with the text "My face when someone talks about a videogame that I love", and underneath that, in a black band, the word "Truth".

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

Do you always restrain your customers like this? Worst. Pedi. Ever.🦉💢 #WhatToComplainAboutNow #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 13

STFU🦉 #HowNotToBeAFool #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

Barn owl overlaid with the quote "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." Attributed to Abraham Lincoln, but the actual origin is murkier.

Watermark: Life's a Dance

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 11

🕷️ 🦉⁉️ #WhatIsIt #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame 🎞️ owlsgallery_tyo on Twitter (wish they were here)

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 11

THEY come out... #WhenTheSunComesUp #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 11

The swearing begins.🦉 💢 #WhenTheSunComesUp #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Text: Is it morning already..

Image: Barn owl held in both hands by a human. It looks like it just woke up, one eye cracked open.

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 11

#TheNecronomiconBroughtBack what was in the owl pellet. #SpookyTags #HashtagGame

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 11

🦉 💤 #WhenTheSunComesUp #HashTagGames #HashTagGame

Owl, filtered blue except for golden eyes.

Text: WE SLEEP AT DAWN

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 10

$4-5/3lb here. So about $1.66/lb... I'm not sure what the average is for Thai bananas, but I always see them at a Hispanic market I regularly go to for $1.79/lb. They're a little more expensive, but they're not much bigger than mandarins.

Text: Thai bananas vs American bananas

Image (left to right, labeled): American bananas, Thai bananas, Baby bananas

Watermark: www.SimplySuwanee.com

Schadenfreude@fleurdela· Jul 10

😱🐀🦉💦 🦉💧: I've already crossed off rat, shrew, early bird, and now vole... I'm running out of options. #WhatNotToHaveForBreakfast #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame