✨Flowerbedgrl🪐

@flowerbedgrl

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! 🏳️‍🌈🌱 She/Her 🖖🏻🐈

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✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 18d

Awww yeah- 40th anniversary special edition of Labyrinth baby! I know what I’m watching later!!

A Blu-ray special edition of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth box set, with red background and yellow gold lettering

The steelbook of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth which features the movies poster of Sarah in her iconic hallucination ball gown surrounded by goblins and framed by the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth. Above her watching is David Bowie’s Goblin King.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 19d

Little hedgehog has joined the party!

A low light photo of a badger and hedgehog on a dry lawn enjoying the food on offer

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 19d

One of the locals has rocked up for a late, LATE lunch #naturesky #wildlife #badger

A low light picture of a section of dried lawn, with a badger looking up from food put out from it. It’s black and white marked face looking back at the camera.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 22d

Lego set complete! At least where there weren’t any missing parts! #lego #mushrooms

The completed Lego Woodland Mushroom set from above. Featuring purple autumn crocus, green bracken, common bonnet mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, golden chanterelles, fly agaric, marzipan fibrecap and collard earthstars.

A close up of a Lego log featuring oyster mushrooms and marzipan fibrecaps. Also included are some cheeky little ladybugs.

A close up of some Lego green leaves with white and brown collard earthstars

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 23d

WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE HEDGEHOG. I took this video in our back garden, and I think these two are “fighting”? There must be 3 hedgehogs because of the two out the front, and they were happy two put their backs to each other, where these were a very prickly pair! #wildlife

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 23d

WE HAVE TWO HEDGEHOGS!!!

A small patch of dried lawn in frame next to a footpath up to the house. There is a shallow metal bowl of water and two hedgehogs. Not recorded is the sound they are making, like constant noisy sneezing. I suspect they, like the foxes earlier in the evening, are shagging on our front lawn.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 23d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

The amazing duo of Steve Harrington- babysitter extraordinaire- and Dustin Henderson- genius and The Neverending Story fan - from season 3 of Stranger Things.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 24d

Inexpertly planted, but my dog rose centrepiece is in. Hopefully, it will even survive the heatwave. I’ve put enough mycorrhizal fungus in to help I think. #gardensky

A small parched section of grass, with a young dog rose plant staked with bamboo and a taller spiral steel pole to grow up.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 25d

Oh look, badger AND hedgehog! #wildlife

A badger and hedgehog eating side by side on a front lawn in low light.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 25d

How are THESE for amateur shots of wildlife? #badger

A low light photograph of a badger with its distinctive black and white facial markings against a lawn.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· 29d

16 points and all blossoms placed! Best round yet! #boardgames #tilegames #agentlerain

A wooden table with tiles featuring illustrations of lily pads, blossoms and various semi aquatic creatures. Placed within the tiles matching the printed blossoms colours are plastic lily blossom tokens from the tile game A Gentle Rain.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 11

As you can tell, I’m only sat a couple of feet away from the little hedgepig ☺️ #wildlife

A hedgehog is eating on the front lawn of a semidetached home. You can see my legs where I’m sitting in the open doorway only a few feet from it

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 11

The story I’m writing myself is proceeding apace. Sort of. #writing

A handful of hand written A5 notebook pages, including post it notes, of gobbledygook masquerading as a story

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 11

Happy #caturday to this hooligan who, after sitting on a cooling towel for 5 mins, felt well enough to cause Absolute Chaos ™️

The tail and shadowy form of a cat behind a bedroom door who is about to demonstrate that “oh my god stop!” is absolutely not in her vocabulary, as she proceeds to wreak havoc upon my inner sanctum.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 5

Another satisfied customer this evening! #wildlife #foxes

A picture of a section of lawn with a fox investigating the food put out for the local wildlife

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 5

I saw that movie in February!

Still from 2026 movie Cold Storage starring Joe Keery as Teacake and Georgina Campbell as Naomi, pictured wearing orange coloured uniforms of their night security jobs. They are reacting in horror at (not pictured) at a fungus infected "zombie" that is looking to spread to them.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 5

I think our greater spotted woodpecker is taking bits of fat ball from our feeder and stuffing it in the oak tree behind us. And now the squirrel has found it.

A very blurry picture of a black and white greater spotted woodpecker perched on a bare branch of an oak tree after visiting our bird feeder.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 4

Little hedgehog did another pit stop in our garden last night. I can't believe how unbothered it is that I'm sat in the open doorway watching it. #nature #hedgehog #wildlife

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jul 3

I think I will call him Jareth #Labyrinth40 #gardening #gardenwhimsy

A picture of a small section of lawn, with a fuchsia in the foreground and behind a bushy honeysuckle shrub with a realistic metal owl sculpture sat beneath it

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 26

Buy. Physical. Media. del Toro commands it. “You are the custodian of those films for generations to come.”

An intense, darkly lit close up of an otherwise cheerfully smiling Guillermo del Toro, director of Frankenstein, Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy and other famous independent films.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 26

I provide the full alfresco dining experience for hedgehogs!

A hedgehog on a lawn drinking out of a cat bowl of water

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 25

Is this some sort of water spout #sciencesky ?

A view over houses of a distinct column of cloud or water moving across the city ahead. Changing location and getting closer to viewer

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 23

Fucking finally! All blooms placed! #boardgames

The board game a gentle rain, where placing tiles with matching halves of water lily’s allows you to place a 3D lily token and “win” the game by placing all tokens.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 20

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

The protagonists of Bugs, a British television sci-fi drama that ran for four series from 1 April 1995 to 28 August 1999.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 20

What. A. Doofus. #caturday

A photo of a microwave on a kitchen counter, with a calico cat sat on top of it looking back at the camera, with a sign on the wall above reading all visitors must be approved by the calico cat. The kitchen counter is next to the back door, which is open.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 14

Foxy likes the cat biscuits it seems! #britshwildlife #fox #gardensky

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 7

Ad on Instagram right now. Is this... not just cable/satellite TV. Again.

An advert for Sky from Instagram, featuring a movie clapperboard with the logos for Sky, Hayu, Disney+, HBOmax an Netflix. All now available on a Sky subscription. Which is just the same satellite/cable service we used to have!

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 7

I caught the little guy again last night. It had already been by once and this time I had put some food out and sat in the porch with the door OPEN so I could get a clearer picture. It came so close to me I could’ve touched it 😁 #hedgehog #wildlife

A low light photo of a pavement and patch of grass, with a hedgehog snuffling around for grub.

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 5

Hedgepig 🚨

A low light photograph of a hedgehog searching through the grass for food put out for wildlife

✨Flowerbedgrl🪐@flowerbedgrl· Jun 4

Hello foxy!