Fluff Orpington
@flufforpington
PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.
Only one of the crows was brave enough to get within 20 feet of me to eat the snacks I left, but when I pulled my car down the block the rest hopped over.
I keep thinking about the phrase “the boss needs you, you don’t need him” and the disconnect people feel in response, where they DO need income and feel replaceable, ie “the boss doesn’t need me, specifically”
The cat is equally disturbed but lending me strength with his paw
11:18 at night and we’ve finished taping plastic wrap and cardboard over all the recessed can lights in half of our second story
Sometimes it’s weird promoted posts about aliens or boxes full of ticks
This water take is the scientific equivalent of “there are only two genders because I read about it in middle school”
I woke up from a nap surrounded by crows, including this one who was trying to talk in full sentences
Okay does the Oregonian have this picture of the neighbor who helped stop the attack? Because I was like uhhhhh but it turns out he’s with the confederated tribes of grand ronde
How do I tell this daycare provider that our last preschool didn’t have this issue. I’m so tired.
Started the Muhammad Ali episodes of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff last night and this is all I could think about when @margaret.bsky.social was talking about Jack Johnson beating racist Jim Jeffries
Living in a town and neighborhood full of gardeners is already paying off even though our own yard is not set up yet
This Wrangler spot is the best ad for adult incontinence underwear that I’ve seen in my life
Shoutout to Eggo for making a food that looks like it’s been forgotten in a bedroom for three weeks when it’s cooked correctly
Love the concept, think it’s really weird that they chose to include this quote as the closer, because it’s really fucking confusing in this context
What’s the most unique or funniest thing you have in your purse/bag right now? Mine is tied between this old-fashioned jump rope and a tiny wooden garbage collector
Been struggling to find art we want for this one room — want something light, framed, a little color, poster-like with some typography maybe, not meaningless. Finally found some William Morris prints that make me so damn happy
This painting guy continues to create thumbnails that are about something totally different than you’d expect
I’m keeping track of the AI-promoters on LinkedIn that are So Close to looking at the snake oil receipt and realizing what they’ve paid for useless shit
Is this why bigots age so quickly? Is the youth-hacking CEO going to clockwork orange himself with slideshows of Renaissance painters?
Hey @billhookunion.beanyear.com and @fraying.bsky.social What’s the likelihood that the fire department gets called while I’m at work
