You just can't open an empty drawer around here... #caturday

Alfred, drawn by better artists.

I swear Elon will go out the same way Howard Hughes did.

Flipping through an October '63 issue of MAD magazine, when I suddenly encountered a familiar face...

Not really my preferred toppings, but as a native, I've eaten them.

My kitty says, "Thppp!"

Blanket cats are best.

<Rod Serling voice>: Imagine, if you will, that Steven Miller's life had taken a different turn.

If Steven Millers life had only taken a different turn...

I dunno...he just needs to work on his image a little bit.

Not real AFAICT, but there is this recent weirdass post...

BREAKING: 5 Neat Guys have pulled out of Freedom 250

You're missing the "art" part of this deal, clearly.

Has it really been that hard, lo these many years, to "connect the dots"? We need to bring Hilights magazine back into children's dental offices. And adult ones, too, apparently.

And we thought THAT was a bad year...

Firesign Theatre was always way ahead of its time. Circa 1980

It needed some work. Much more realistic now.

Waiting on this to cool.

I had to ask Gemini for a visualization. Accurate?

I captured this in Vienna. No further comment.

Some people might think our cats are spoiled...

Started the New Year with a lousy cold, but at least the Christmas decorations and tree are down.

I'm playing chess in a gaming cafe today. Looking around at all the board game titles on the shelves astonishes me. I had no idea. Such creativity by the authors!

Vance the VP goes Conspiracy Surveying

I have a hard time distinguishing a Cooper's Hawk from a Sharp-shinned Hawk. I hope that's not on the test.

I wonder who came up with this crosshatch pattern for peanut butter cookies and only peanut butter cookies?