Paul Brown

@foolmentaljoker

Stunt journalist - doing the tricky bits uncredited so 'stars' look good. Fluent English/German, tourist French, Dutch, Italian, Macedonian, read Flemish, Spanish, can decipher some Icelandic. Jack of banjo, guitar, mandolin, violin, uke, master of none.

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Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· 9d

Bit harsh for not winning the World Cup

Headline: Three lions die in zoo as Japan battles extreme heat

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· 9d

Much of his adult life was dogged by a chronic, debilitating condition for which there was famously no cure, at least according to leading authority Dr Bronn von Blackwater of Westeros Royal Infirmary.

Dr Bronn states that there is sadly no cure for the condition in question.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· 17d

Wait, haven't I seen that harness before?

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· 27d

Trump's Four Horsemen

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jul 14

'Whatever it takes,' eh? Reverse Brexit then.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jul 9

Instructions for a weed burner that warn you not to use it as a hairdryer.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jul 9

No. No, it doesn't.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jul 7

'You mean you could make more money from deliberately losing elections than by actually becoming an MP?' 'Well, yes. But if you accidentally won one...' 'Oh, I'd just resign, force a by-election and lose that.'

Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder in The Producers hit on the plan to become rich by raising far more money than required to put on a play then just not paying the backers when it flops - a plan which coincidentally could be adapted for use by politicians who accept millions in donations but consistently fail to become MPs (or possibly quit at the first opportunity if they accidentally win an election).

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jul 7

Yep, pretty much what happened

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 25

A stone carving of the little-known Saint Thesizer, patron of electronic music, at Linlithgow Palace.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 22

See if you can spot the exact moment the Scottish school holidays begin.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 13

And then Junior will rock up on a quad bike, towing a warhead.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 11

'We've attacked Helen Mirren by mistake.'

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 10

Neither can I. But at least I don't have B.O. thanks to my new deodorant or shower thing.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 7

Careful what you keep next to each other in your pocket.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 6

Make a Doctor Who title less scary.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 5

How to melt a tinfoil hat from the inside.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 5

Make a Doctor Who title less scary.

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 3

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· Jun 1

When you let AI do all your subtitles, the librarian's concerned 'Dr Bishop?' becomes...

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 31

Felony President Donald Trump Has wrecked the White House on purpose Off he went singing 'Trumpetty-Trump 'Trump Trump Trump!' Felony President Donald Trump Should bugger off to his bunker Lock him in with his horrible chums Chums chums chums...

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 30

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 29

Wear My Ring Around Your Neck

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 29

'To survive a Warburtons, you gotta become Warburtons.'

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 26

'I'll stick to the tablets, thanks.'

Paul Brown@foolmentaljoker· May 23