Foul Bay Hero

@foulbayhero

Gentleman Cambrioleur Victoria, B.C., Canada

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Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 15h

or the librarian vampire from "Blade."

Still from the film "Blade" showing Pearl, the grotesquely distorted vampire librarian

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

Thanks, everybody. I rarely get to riff these days, so it was a treat to reach out and torgo along with you all! #BMovieManiacs

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

TA-DA! #BMovieManiacs

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

Alas for Torgo. "He's really not dead. As long as we remember him." #BMovieManiacs

Dr. McCoy, Dr. Marcus, and Captain Kirk meditate on the death of their friend.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

If the past six years were a person. #BMovieManiacs

A close-up of the face of the Master from "Manos."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

"Dropo, you are the laziest..." et cetera #BMovieManiacs

A still from "Manos": the Master is about to prod a sleeping Torgo with his staff

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 3d

Pepe and Pippit, the two great dog losses of 1966-75. #BMovieManiacs

A young white guy in a yellow shirt calls for his lost dog, Pippit, on Amity Island beach.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 10d

A screenshot from the film "The Omen" (1976). A smiling white woman with shoulder-length brown hair. Text: "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 12d

I'm sorry to see that Mackenzie's giant tree crusher (the largest in the wordl!) didn't make the initial cut for the northern BC bracket!

The world's largest tree crusher in Mackenzie, BC: a large yellow machine that looks a bit like a steamroller.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 12d

"I just want to understand this, sir: every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?"

The Big Lebowski (a balding heavy-set older white man in a wheelchair) addresses Jeff Lebowski.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 12d

Seattle, Washington.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 12d

A little earlier than midcentury---Seattle, Washington.

View of the entrance of the De Luxe Apartments, Seattle, Washington.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 12d

Seattle, Washington.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 21d

I mean, a movie is a movie. But Star Trek? C'mon. #TOSSatNight

A still from Star Trek: The Original Series shows Dr. McCoy and Mr Spock flanking Captain Kirk, who is gesturing with his thumbs.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 25d

It looks like the sex chair George Clooney's character built in "Burn After Reading."

George Clooney shows an astonished Frances McDormand the homemade sex chair he's built.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· 25d

An image from "Teen Girl Squad": a sketched girl with curly hair in glasses is pierced by numerous arrows fired from a bald man's mouth. Poorly adapted text: RATIOED!!!

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 19

Look to the cookie! #TOSSatNight

Split scene image from "Seinfeld," showing Jerry (a lanky white guy) in the right panel, lifting a cookie (black on one half, white on the other) in salute to a black man, who raises his black and white cookie in response. Text: "Look to the cookie!"

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 13

And he seemed like a good egg, too.

A tweet by Sam Neill from January 4, 2018, showing Sam Neill smiling at the camera beside a smiling pig. Text: "Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 13

I cherish the glimpses Sam Neill gave us of his puckish, wry humour. In 2017, my friend Kenna was having an exchange on Twitter, when who should pop in to comment but Sam Neill himself. If I may quote Kenna, "That time Sam Neill jumped into our convo. I'm still dying from laughing at this."

A screencap from November 7th, 2017 on Twitter. Three friends, @FivelFox, @heykennarae, and @icecube, are comparing their youthful crushes. @FivelFox reports: "So. You're going to laugh, but my #3 top crush and still holds up for infinity is @TwoPaddocks," tagging the account of the New Zealand actor Sam Neill. Framing the post is Neill's quote repost: "I'm still trying for #1." Image of Sam Neill.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 7

Happy birthday to Jon Pertwee (born 7th July, 1919).

Red-velvet-clad older white man with a long face and somewhat curly blonde hair turning to grey, addressing someone out of shot. Text: Try and use your intelligence, even if you are a politician.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 6

Random thought: there surely must be a pornographic movie titled "British Rail."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 5

Richard Nixon in interview. Text: "Well, when FIFA does it, that means that it is not illegal," where I've rather lamely substituted "FIFA" for the original "the president."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 5

Crickey, I wonder how much of the "talking pictures demonstration" guy from "Singin' In The Rain" was meant to allude to Charley Chase in looks!

A still from "Singin' In The Rain": an unflattering black and white image of an older white man with a pencil moustache and large teeth. "Hello! This is a demonstration of a talking picture!"

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 4

4th July: "My people have been watching your world for years. We know all about you."

Quark, an alien being with large ears and a wrinkled nose, addresses a group of Americans of the Earth past. Text: baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jul 2

"Some people look at a flag swaying in the breeze at the White House & they say, that's America. Me, whenever I see an American flag hung in the window of a basement apartment by guys who have better things to do with their money than buy curtains, I say 'That's America.'" (--Bruce McCulloch)

A young, fresh-faced Bruce McCulloch, in a grey t-shirt, with the stripes of an American flag behind him, addresses a monologue to the audience of "Kids In The Hall."

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jun 30

Very sorry to learn of the death of Penelope Keith, aged 86.

Penelope Keith---here, a tall middle-aged, very English-looking woman in a turtleneck and tailored jacket.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jun 29

Seinfeldiana. #seinfeld #june29 #neverforget

Jerry Seinfeld (a thin white guy with puffy-ish brown hair, dressed in a pink Oxford shirt and blue jeans) marvels at the timing of his vomiting. Text: Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jun 22

Happy birthday to George Vancouver, born 22 June, 1757, to whom my island owes its name (and from whom that city across the water later also took its name, causing no end of confusion to those confused by the simple truth that Vancouver is *not* on Vancouver Island, nor Victoria on Victoria Island).

Eighteenth century painted portrait of a bewigged seated white man (George Vancouver, the British Royal Navy officer) leaning on a table.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jun 22

"Check your lease, man, because you're living on F**k Planet!" #TNGSunNight

GOB Bluth is left hanging as he attempts to high-five a seated man.

Foul Bay Hero@foulbayhero· Jun 21

For those who keep it, may you have an agreeable Father's Day. #StarTrek