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#StarTrekTNG "When Your Starship Comes In" A dramatic rescue of an entire colony brings Dr. Crusher fame and the career opportunities that come with it. Data won’t know if he enjoyed his visit to Schrödinger’s Cat Cafe until he gets there. Transporter chief: Slash.

#StarTrekTNG "The Ambassador" Worf confront his past and his choices when K'Ehleyr's human mother demands custody of Alexander. Troi’s trust fall exercise ends tragically when a phasing anomaly roams the ship. Transporter chief: Terence Stamp.

I can only assume shenanigans.

#StarTrekTNG "Know Thy Fears" A neurophasic rift brings Worf’s subconscious to life, unleashing untold horrors on the crew. Bored aliens force Picard and Lwaxana to re-enact scenes from “When Harry Met Sally.” Transporter chief: Lance Guest.

#StarTrekDS9 "Facets Of Leadership" When a surprise attack puts an injured Dax in command of the Defiant, her Trill personalities surface and fight for control. Miles and Julian jump up and down while the turbolift is moving, activating a Dukat civil-unrest program.

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#StarTrekDS9 "Consilia In Consiliis" Odo and Sisko suspect each other have an agenda while investigating an assassination attempt on an infamous Cardassian war criminal. Meanwhile, Quark unwittingly buys a Pah Wraith petting zoo. Vorta: Phyllis Diller.

#StarTrekTNG "Enveloped" During a diplomatic mission near the Galactic Barrier, Troi’s empathic abilities are enhanced to near omnipotence. Beverly thinks she witnessed a murder through her neighbor’s window. Transporter chief: Michael Flatley.

#StarTrekDS9 "The End Of The Story" Sisko meets a young woman who claims to be Daughter of the Emissary of the Prophets, and brings a dire warning. “Where’s Odo” children’s book is just pages of ordinary objects…or is it? Vorta: Jan-Michael Vincent.

Describe yourself in three characters.

#StarTrekDS9 "The Standoff" Sisko discovers Gul Dukat is working with Section 31 to build the ultimate weapon. Rom is excited for his new Sufficiently Advanced Technology: The Gathering playing cards. Jem’Hadar: Jane Lynch.

#StarTrekTNG "The Great Link" The Enterprise makes first contact with a race telepathically bound to their star. Tragedy strikes a crowded shuttle when, to make more room, Data folds himself into a singularity. Transporter chief: Ken Jeong.

#StarTrekVOY "A Clock With No Hands" Voyager slingshots around a sun to catch up with marauders who abducted Chakotay a week earlier. Seven’s nanoprobes get more than they bargained for when they sneak out to find some hot bio-neural gel pack action.

#StarTrekTNG "To Myself" Troi encounters an anomaly that allows brief glimpses of her future self in danger. Riker is devastated when his hot horta date turns him down to go out again with ‘NO CALL I.’ Transporter chief: Courtney Love.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

#StarTrekTOS "Where Angels Fear To Tread" Trapped on a planet of ferocious creatures, Kirk must turn to the Klingon M'Rel (Marty Feldman) for survival. Chekov and Sulu call in sick and take the shuttle Spyder for a spin. Crewman in red shirt: Ringo Starr.

#StarTrekTNG "The Indomitable Okona" The Enterprise encounters a disabled shuttle carrying Captain Okona, on a quest to recover his ship. Picard’s artificial heart triggers a firmware update just as he declares his love for Beverly. Transporter chief: Jim Gaffigan.

#StarTrekTNG "On the Origin of Specifications" Data visits a cybernetics research lab that bears a chilling resemblance to his origins. Meanwhile, Jean-Luc’s shore leave on Earth is interrupted when Q gets a job at Chateau Picard. Transporter chief: Rick Sternbach.

"Ben-Hur With A Bengeance." Nicolas Cage. Chris Tucker. By the vengeful brother of Messala, Judah is forced to complete a series of challenges throughout Rome. Only with the help of a fellow citizen will he uncover a diabolical scheme. Simonus: John Malkovich.

"Independence Day" Sidney Poitier. Robert Redford. Aliens are coming to invade Earth! To fight their superior technology, man's best weapon is the will to survive. Whitmore: Paul Newman. Marilyn: Julie Andrews. Dr. Okun: Dick Van Dyke. Jasmine: Nichelle Nichols.

#StarTrekTNG "Murder, My Doctor" At dangerous outpost, Picard must put his Dixon Hill experience to use to find out who is attempting to kill Beverly. Meanwhile, the Nanites finally call Wesley, but only to ask for money. Transporter chief: Benedict Wong.

#StarTrekDS9 "Light Through A Window Of Grief" Ezri goes an unsanctioned mission when she discovers Section 31 is holding the unborn baby of Jadzia and Worf. Dukat, on the run from a Pah Wraith extended warranty scam, hides under Kira’s bed. Vorta: Larry David.

#StarTrekDS9 "Wrongs Darker Than Death" A journalism tip leads Jake to disturbing clues about his father, the Romulans, Garak, and the Dominion War. Meanwhile, Dax finds Worf's high school yearbook to discover he was a band geek. Vorta: Jamie Farr.

#StarTrekENT "The God Builders" Enterprise is captured in orbit by a civilization working to create their own god using the ship as a power source. To free Hoshi's new couch from the transporter buffer, Travis suggests they pivot. Musical guest: The Corrs.

Confront!

Picard and Data have a conversation about Trans Rights. (with alt text this time) #StarTrek #TransRightsAreHumanRights #SCOTUS

#StarTrekTNG "The Scalpel's Truth" Dr. Pulaski faces a court martial over her use of a medicine that was recently banned by the Federation to save Picard’s life. Geordi must answer the warp core troll’s riddles, or Data will die. Transporter chief: Mel Brooks.

I enjoyed "Subspace Rhapsody" but give me the episode where Riker and Troi are trapped in the pencil sketch dimension. Data: Trek onnnn meeeeee Geordi and Reg: Trek! On! Me! Data: Trek meeee onnnnnn Geordi and Reg: Trek! On! Me! Data: I'll be gone, in a day or twooooooooo Worf: *jazz hands*