BBGW1 Draft #2 Whilst my mini-league rivals are distracted with their desprate attempts to get FFHub refunds for last season's failures, I shall strike with all my might from every direction to reach an unsurmountable position of supreme dominance from the very beginning. 2.5 mill in the bank btw 🪿

Season target: Top 10k is always the one. Top 50k is good. Top 100k is fine. Top 200k is ok these days. Anything else will be a complete and utter disaster and I will retire forever, turning instead to leading a normal healthy rounded life.🪿

I'm playing around with this at mo but I fear a Palmer or Gyok/Eze haul.

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This is what I've done with my day off work. It's not perfect but it is BBeautiful. 🪿

Bench Boost GW1 26/27: Thread Carefully They Say 🪿 Good evening to you returning managers. The dawn of another #fpl season is upon us and with it comes time to pick up a big bone and smash everything we thought we knew to pieces. Of course, there is no bigger bone than the GW1 BBB.

As a modern goose in touch with this scary world, it's important to grow, to change, not just as a famously excellent top fpl manager, but also as a person, which is why I make the following announcement. 🪿

I see them Bobby, in our territory too. Punks🪿

Five weeks until football starts. No water breaks. No half time shows. No Infantino. No Trump. Get your real world affairs in order. It's almost time to do what we all love. Failing to win fpl. 🪿

No Hindu! Not now.

Look mate, everyone has a bad season sometimes. I know things seem bad now, but things will get better. Now, let's get down and go through those fixtures together.

Zoom in.

A tv show so good, they named a City after it. No joke, Argentina v Egypt are playing world cup footy there right now. 🪿

Looks ok, but have you had a go on this? The next big thing.

Latest football coming home developments 🪿

Just noticed the heat map and how remarkably similar it is to your recent north/south divide maps.

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same, by way of complaining that you should have had more points, yours is the mini-league and everything that’s in it, and—which is more—you’ll be an fpl manager, my son! 🪿

Match beer #3 - Kronenbourg Blanc 5%. Love it.

Bad start for Curacao. Some are questioning the team selection already. 🪿

The sun is up, some of us have had too many bowls of porridge and it's time to hit the hay. Aussies are winning 1-0 currently, but let's say Turkey equalises for another 1-1 draw. A popular scoreline. Nice comeback, cousin.

Dug out an old footy top. Yeah it's fake, but a genuine fake according to the guy in Sarayevo that sold it to me. Canada v Bosnia 8pm GMT Hajmo hajmo Bosna Hajmo Hercegovina 🪿

I'm starting a group chat for connoisseurs of spaghetti bolognaise with coleslaw on top. Best be quick to accept that invitation guys. 🪿

What the..

Theres an unrated extended version. It's not as long as Das Boot though.

The World Cup kicks off tonight. Everybody knows where Mexico is of course. What you don't know is that I have declared them as my tournament dark horses. South Africa are from somewhere in Africa, maybe the middle bit. 🪿