If you see this quote a pic of you in sunglasses.

New toy!

I get free pizza 🍕 for life at @gbpizzaco.bsky.social Oh no! They've changed hands! Will they still do it for me? Yes!!! Woohoo!

Me and some pals winning the Bourne End Carnival float fancy dress competition in the early 70s.

It was for my Dad. He loved it.

Artemis.

This is where I was born.

Well that's a fucking mess. First time boiling eggs in the egg machine. Yes I did pierce the fat end.

10 years ago, every day for a week, I got to the specials board in a pub before the staff had written it properly. This was my favourite.

Haggis, neeps and tatties. I know it's a day late but I was missing my dad yesterday and lost my appetite. Bloody lovely!

Pops would have been 103 today. He loved reading and especially Maya Angelou. Happy birthday Pa!

This is Ollie. He has bitten and scratched me for stroking him and not stroking him. Pure cat.

Oh, this is how my egg machine looks when cleaned with malt vinegar.

Here's a good looking one for you

My old Dad. 😍

I got me one of these. Just have to work out how to fix it onto the balcony now.

That'll do pig

Cor lummy

Not a bad start to the day...

Don't forget that he was also hot as hell! This was him in 1961.

They ain't easy.

Say hello to my new great nephew and niece Jude (4lb 7oz) and Gracie (3lb 1 oz) born just 5 days ago. Everyone is doing well. Their big sister Freya is besotted with them. 💖💖💖💖💖

Never ready until you can stand a spoon up in it.

I cooked, ate and then washed up! Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea. What larks eh Pip!

Probably went out with this guy.