ah i like what you've done here and I'll see your Tarzan and raise you a March Questions the Mermaids

This is a picture of me and a shark I befriended on vacation. Look at that smile.

"I'll probably get blamed for that."

Has anyone ever been as young and beautiful as these two? Baz you silly bitch, look at all those pretty fishes.

In what scene has an actor looked amazing in a shot that also includes marine life?

well gawrsh

oh my god i just looked again and he's right

does our great nation's last true poaster die with trump?

oh god they're normaling and it's disgusting

so much of their platform is "if you don't let us destory america we're going to destroy america!"

john roberts is shocked, shocked at the suggestion gerrymandering in the south might be based on race in violation of the VRA (which we don't need bc, again, shocked)

so this scene where Kramer sees how far he can drive a car on E is basically what we're doing with teh global gas tank, yeah? cool. cool cool

HA HA YES

when you vote for donald the dove and he starts a new war in the middle east

"wait but my beer comes in aluminum cans ..."

Thank you Marco

necessary, dog

Is that a KLH or Advent speaker in the background?

now watching (very extremely loled at this cut/scene)

lick my fucking nuts you fat sack of gambling debt

haha just another thursday on the bsky amirite? (and sorry, it's a dumb riff off that old dril tweet)