Hashtag Alpha

I would like to make you aware of this obviously false graffiti

He’s not there to celebrate the winner, he’s there to absorb some of the attention

The pause in traffic stops didn’t even last as long as a ceasefire with Iran

Hey!

Same vibe

I hope they’re keeping an eye out for a gorilla throwing barrels

Couple of engaged Knicks fans

Check this green darner

He did the bit

This administration *has* seemed like a rickety roller coaster ride

Their neighborhood gatherings:

“You’ve been placed on the Paternity List”

Big “Overly Attached Girlfriend” energy

Now my soul has been stolen

Only a warning for some

Shorter version: this is a selective prosecution of a political enemy

Cries out for this meme at levels no one has ever seen before. Many people are saying.

This must be Ai then

Here’s their response, apparently

They’re reverting to the mean

Basically this Homer Simpson bit, but for US military intervention in the Middle East

No Kings Simi Valley, CA (Home of the Regan Library)

I wrote a NO KINGS in block letters and then filled the letters with specifics. If you zoom in on the “n” in “Kings” you’ll see that I indeed noted that Homan is a bitch.

I’m pretty sure that the public would not be okay with Iwo Jima levels of casualties

The mess we’re in could have been avoided had Trump read The Farside comic back in the ‘80s.

Kristi Noem upon hearing Trump wants to fire her “like a dog”

Dwight D. told us but we didn’t listen

“Protect the oil, but not the people” is so on brand for these people