This is basically what I'm imagining.

You have my attention

This is how to get 5 stars

Cat

Lol

This bad boy

He finally got his PhD? Love this for him.

What Rich people do, I guess

Also here is a cat

Ok, this is correct

Update

Clinging onto something slightly less on fire

Am being Leo again.

Me, when I tell you I believe in you

Paste time!

At least he's clapping me

Never been more excited about a musical

Completely normal sleeping position

Saturday innit

Guess I'm not sleeping for a while

Have some cat too. Also for helf. (Iron levels unclear)

Totally normal sitting position

He also comes in Big Stretch mode

Important cat update

Ran to the pub. Didn't hate it. A worrying precedent has been set

He's back in