frenchie | thefrenchpress
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30s | peddler of craggy old dudes and cute girls | multi-fandom | thefrenchpress & bittersage on AO3 | not actually french | commissions closed buy me a coffee:
I wrote a little fic tribute (and companion story to The Roche Limit) to one of my favourite Vulcans, Saavik 🪐✨ archiveofourown.org/works/87529721 #saavik #startrekfandom #startrekfanfiction
Eris has two modes: cute gf or feral gremlin 😇😈✨ #hades2 #hades2fanart #melinoë #eris #supergiantgames
Next up in my chibi blorbo series is Spapel. His utter reluctance only makes her love him more 🖖🏽🪐✨ #spapel #spock #christinechapel #startrektos #startrekfandom
I started drawing a series of chibi blorbos and Snamione was first cab off the rank. He is so long-suffering. Putting up with that hand-holding like a champ 📚✨ #snamione #sshg #severussnape #hermionegranger #hpfandom
An angsty little Spapel story, set in that hazy period in between the end of TAS & ST:TMP 🪐 ✨ archiveofourown.org/works/86192366 #spapel #spock #christinechapel #startrekfandom
There’s something about Mary (Bennett) 📖✨ #theotherbennetsister #marybennett #marybennettfanart #regencyromance #tobs
Hi friends! Here is first chapter of my @relishredshoes.bsky.social Scratch that Niche '26 showcase submission, Unbalanced External Forces, a Muggle Academia AU 🔭✨ archiveofourown.org/works/85817471 #sshg #snamione #sevmione #scratchthatniche26 #potionsandparchment
Hi all! ☀️ I've decided to run a little SSHG bingo, and everyone is welcome to join. For the months of June-July, you're invited to submit works to the Smutty Summer Bingo collection. Submissions due between 1st June - 31st July 2026. For more details; archiveofourown.org/collections/... #sshg
In case it’s not obvious, I’m pretty obsessed with The Other Bennett Sister right now 🫠 I would die for them 🥺✨ #theotherbennetsister #marybennet #tomhayward #regencyromance
A little 'only one bed' treat, brought to you by the perverted minds of me and my Chapel/Sarek co-conspirator mks57 who keeps filling my head with cracked ideas 😏✨ archiveofourown.org/works/85497961 #christinechapel #sarek #sarapel #startrektos #startrekfandom
A sweet little bit of Malcoshi fluff because I like drawing hands and hair 🪐✨ #hoshisato #malcolmreed #malcoshi #startrekenterprise #malcoshifanart
Mer-Luna for Mermay 🌊🫧 I haven’t wanted to do a redraw of my older art before now. But as I was looking at the few mermaids I have drawn, I realised this would be a nice example displaying how far my art has come in the last three years ✨ #lunalovegood #merluna #mermaidart #mermay #hpfandom
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, our most favourite short king and wet blanket. These big-nosed craggy dudes are always the easiest for me to draw 🫠 #malcolmreed #startrekenterprise #startrekfandom #startrekfanart
Some Chapel/Sarek rainy day shenanigans. Tried my hand at drawing some Vulcan tendrils—not convinced they will be a regular feature 🪐✨🖖🏽 #schntgaisarek #sarek #christinechapel #sarapel #startrekfandom
Ensign Hoshi Sato, probably my favourite character on ST: ENT (aside from Porthos, of course)🪐✨ #hoshisato #hoshisatofanart #startrekenterprise #startrekfandom #startrekfanart
Mer-Hades beckons you to join him for a swim 🌊 Drawn for #mermay, prompt 11 #mer-thology ✨ #mermay2026 #merhades #hades #greekmythology
At no point in the past six years did I ever think I’d be sharing my 200th fic, but here we are! Just a little Sarek/Christine fake dating scenario with a whisper of angst 🪐✨ archiveofourown.org/works/82853326 #sarek #christinechapel #sarapel #startrekfandom #startrektos
A little Sarek/Amanda ficlet. This man just really loves his wife 🪐✨ archiveofourown.org/works/829957... #sarek #amandagrayson #sarmanda #startrekfandom
Commander T’Pol in one of her many inexplicable catsuits 👄✨ #tpol #tpolfanart #startrekenterprise #startrekfandom #startrekfanart
(Reposting with edits because I forgot stuff and hated the previous version) Saw this arty shadow hands trend going around and decided to jump on the train 🍒✨ #jinx #jinxarcane #jinxfanart #arcanefanart #arttrend
Ambassador Soval, in all his stoic Vulcan glory. This man serves active bitch face 24/7 🪐✨ #soval #ambassadorsoval #startrekenterprise #startrekfandom #garygraham
OC commission of Miro Dax, future host of the Dax symbiont and main character of PerseShow’s Dauntless series 🪐✨ You can find their stories on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/PerseS... #originalcharacter #oc #mirodax #dauntless #commissionart
Apparently 'no gentle hand' needed a sequel, so here is the Pon Farr breeding kink fic nobody (okay a few people) asked for 😈✨ archiveofourown.org/works/83471236 #sarek #christinechapel #sarapel #startrektos #startrekfandom
If I could explain how it happened, I would. But I can't, so I won't. Go read my dumb, cracked Hoshi/Malcolm fic if you're game 💫✨ archiveofourown.org/works/83290976 #hoshisato #malcolmreed #startrekenterprise #hoshixmalcolm
It's Trek Tuesday, so here is a quick, dirty Sarek/Christine fic I wrote 😏💦 archiveofourown.org/works/82588211 #sarek #christinechapel #sarapel #startrektos #startrekfandom
Please accept this horny Spapel art feat. Spock 🥒 #spock #christinechapel #spapel #spapelfanart #startrektos #nsfw
More soft Spapel art because I love them. It might be a scene I either wrote or read. Who knows 🥺🫠✨ #spapel #spock #christinechapel #spapelart #startrektos
The way he looks at her 🫠✨ I’ve been procrastinating on this Jilco art for months and finally summoned the motivation to finish it 💣🦈 #jilco #jinxarcane #silco #bombshark #arcanefanart