Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople
My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. I’m the Heart of Snarkness. DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them 8647
Me: “Noon. Time for me to get lunch.” My office Slack channel:
🎶🎶He's a real turtle man 🎶🎶Sitting in his turtle land 🎶🎶Making all his turtle plans for nobody
“I dunno… sometimes it feels like people are just putting words in my mouth.”
I found the cure to explosive diarrhea, if anyone cares:
I hate Donald Trump with a perfect hate. But I did like him in ‘Shishkabugs’, so…
Sigh… can somebody please explain to this advanced case of micropenis that there is such a thing as a Christian Communist, and not all communists are atheists?
One of the most powerful scenes in movie history, and so few have seen it. But I think it lays out what America is supposed to be about. #Semiquincentennial
Happy birthday, America! We are now officially the world’s trailer park! #Semiquincentennial
There is zero evidence that trans women are dominating women’s sports. There is zero evidence that trans people are a threat to cisgender men or women. There is overwhelming evidence that transphobes think nothing of supporting and voting for a serial rapist.
These are the two gas stations closest to Mar-a-Lago. Just sayin’.