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frogfather@frogfather· 12d

do i have any idea what i'm doing? clearly not! but here is a warrior and a mage having a go at some Thing in a cavey place

ink drawing of a big guy swinging and axe and a mage holding a staff and casting a spell with some minor cave details in the background

frogfather@frogfather· 16d

nothing like trying to draw something way above your skill level

pencil sketch of a warrior swinging an big ole axe with a healer mage standing behind him casting some kind of a thing

frogfather@frogfather· 26d

would a y'shtola help? i find a y'shtola sometimes is very helpful

ink and marker sketch of y'shtola as a black mage casting some despicable fire shit

frogfather@frogfather· Jul 9

this sort of thing

marker sketch of radical turtle leonardo doing an ollie north while dual-wielding katanas cowabunga

frogfather@frogfather· Jul 4

why the fuck does the chrome website look so utterly dogshit in firefox?

google chrome's website in firefox, broken text alignment and overlays all over the place. i cannot find the download button

frogfather@frogfather· Jul 2

your boi, the big bat boi, chonky unit batman

pencil sketch of batman looking both chonk and pensive. your boi batman contains multitudes

frogfather@frogfather· Jul 2

bsky's crop of this on preview is... bad but here is a robo-ninja-turtle

a giant robot teenage mutant ninja turtle facing off against teenage mutant ninja turtles leonardo and raphael who are dwarfed and puzzled by the big metal lad

frogfather@frogfather· Jun 25

melville knew what was up

timeline serendipity:
repost of a skeet from jason schreier by kim hu: as storage and ram prices skyrocket and make powerful pcs and consoles feel increasingly out of reach, there's only one real option: everyone go back to 2d

above

skeet from moby dick at sea dot bsky dot social
this difficulty is ingeniously overcome

alors: i am thinking of a 2d moby dick platformer

frogfather@frogfather· Jun 25

Balotelli: "why would i celebrate when i score a goal? if i was a postman i wouldn't celebrate when i delivered a letter" Yodel by InPost:

celebratory email from yodel by inpost saying "nailed it we've delivered your parcel"

you have literally one job

it's probably in a neighbours garden anyway*

*it's not, i live in a block of flats, there are no gardens

frogfather@frogfather· Jun 21

some preliminary sketches

pencil sketch of a robo-turtle, left, and a "study" of how its left hip and upper leg might look, right. just trying some stuff out

frogfather@frogfather· Jun 9

here's the sketch + reference

pencil sketch of leonardo with katanas doing an ollie north (no taxi)

i can't remember who this photo is of doing an ollie north at the berrics aoparently. cowabunga!

frogfather@frogfather· Jun 8

Leonardo!

frogfather@frogfather· May 27

here's the sketchy sketch

frogfather@frogfather· May 27

Everybody tells Tony Blair: shut the fuck up and go away

headline from the guardian: dessicated has been tonty blair tells starmer and rivals abandon net zero and move closer to trump

frogfather@frogfather· May 27

A Donatello here for you

teenage mutant ninja turtle donatello with his bo in a sewer. marker drawing

frogfather@frogfather· May 20

i don't think you have to be a portsmouth fan to find this very funny www.theguardian.com/football/202...

southampton football club could face a legal claim from their players for loss of earnings after the club werr expelled from the championship playoff final for spying on training sessions of rival clubs

frogfather@frogfather· May 19

frogfather@frogfather· May 13

took me a minute to figure out these were probably about different games in different sports

darth posts about the mets baseball games: near nigh insurmountable lead ... more surmountable now ... save some of these runs for the rest of the week mets

david m. perry post about a game: i liked it better when the game was tied at 61. anything seemed possible

i haven't checked the mets score from yesterday but i don't think they got 61 runs

frogfather@frogfather· May 12

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES: Howard Webb says VAR was correct

headlinr from bbc sport: disallowing west ham's goal the right decision - webb

he has never ever said var got that one wrong

frogfather@frogfather· May 12

www.maptap.gg May 12 100🎯 96🔥 66🙂 98🎯 99🎯 Final score: 919 I woukd not have any excuse for less than 99 on this first one, pretty happy with 99 on the last one

a screenshot of the first questuon from today's maptap game. it is asking me to tap the map as close as possible to oxford, england, which is where i was born (big up the JR!)

frogfather@frogfather· May 7

bit of gideon the ninth fanart because who doesn't love skulls sunglasses and swords

sketch of gideon the ninth she's running with a sword as necromancied bones fly around in the air behind her

frogfather@frogfather· May 2

I say your scoring system is flawed, woman

it's from the guardian's blind date series

q: if you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?

a: nothing. it was perfect

q: marks out of 10?

a: 9

what would habe had to happen to get a 10?

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 30

It's been a minute so here's a Godzilla for you

ink sketch of godzilla with a bus in his left hand and some buildings

plus nuclear breath

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 29

i was curious which verse from isaiah might be appropriate to someone accused of stuff, so i asked a jesus chatbot just, you know, to save me flipping back and forth through my performative bible moths?

conversation with an ai sim of jesus. i like that it points out that the chatbot is not a real human person, ie jesus

i ask: "hey j [we're buds me and the christ, so i talk informal], not that you would be, but if you were accused of several counts of sexual assault what verse from isiah [sic, i can't spell bible names] would you turn to for support?"

ai jesus: "if i were to point to a word of strength and vindication [okaaay] from isaiah [j knows how to spell these old hebrew names] i'd turn to these lines

isaiah 50:8-9 'he is near thay justifieth me; who will contend with me? let us stand together: who is mine adversary? let him come near to me. behold, the lord GOD will help me; who is he that shall condemn me? behold, they shall all wax old as a garment; the moth shall eat them up.'"

so there you go: jesus says isaiah 50:8-9: moths will eat my accusers

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 29

spot the bank holiday weekend, kids

10-day weather forecast
wednesday, thursday, friday sunny and temperatures rising to 23C
saturday, sunday and monday cloudy, rain at 40-45% temperatures dropping to 14C
tuesday sunny again

yeah baby, early spring bank holiday weekend taps aff oh

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 26

finished it, innit

it me in that finisher t-shirt with a huge medal for running that london marathon

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 20

here's a godzilla taking a little stroll past a mountain monastery

ink and marker drawing of a snow-covered mountain valley below blue skies. there is a cluster of buildings: a monastery. there is also a godzilla, he is just passing througglh, don't worry too much about him

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 17

further adventures in stupid marathon sponsorship email text i am not boycotting blood donation tho

this is from an email from the london marathon sponsor

"while runners push through 26.2 miles, the nhs needs three life-saving blood donations every minute"

THESE TWO THINGS CANNOT BE CONNECTED LIKE THAT

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 16

ok, before i fuck this up with ink, a pencil sketch based on a mountain monastery photo i found on wikipedia today

pencil sketch of the kee/key monastery in spiti valley

it really hard to draw buildings so little

also fuck where the big light is my phone cast a shadow on it but we are only animals with funny paws

also yeah there is a godzilla in it ofc

frogfather@frogfather· Apr 14

what the bollocks is this? why is hubspot attempting to weasel into my marathon prep emails with spurious nonsense: i do not know what hubspot is and now i will actively avoid ever finding out goodbye sir i said good BYE