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Frozen Cusser

@frozencusser

Very Cold. Full of Fucks. #heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.

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Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· 24d

Did I miss when we were all dunking on this jabroni?

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· 25d

Raise it! ( @flagsforgood.com )

A stylized American flag in purple and aqua colors in the style of Taco Bell with words of "The Thin Dew Line; Back the Bell" where the stars would be.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· 26d

Thanks world, we'll take it from here.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jul 10

I'm very entertained by r/neoliberal because there are some hyper-utilitarian jabronis there that leave comments like this:

Reddit comment by user BernankesBeard with a flair icon of Ben Bernanke's face. The text reads: "[-] BernankesBeard [+2] Ben Bernanke 1 point 7 hours ago. Eric Adams was actually a great mayor (corruption thing notwithstanding). permalink source embed save save-RES parent report reply hide child comments"

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jul 10

If this was intentional comedy, it would kill! (h/t @friendlyatheist.com) ( @bsky.app : please let us spoiler tag pictures so that we can warn people of a xitter/twitter/x bleed)

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jul 2

Confirmed

Sergej and his Bosnia buttons

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jul 1

Now that I know this exists, it is a goal, not a punishment. 4x3.fun July 1, 2026 -100 points • RULE BREAKER 💀 🟦🟦🌟 🟪🟪🌟 🟩🟩🌟 🟨🟨🌟 hankgreen.com/fourbythree

4 x 3 by hank green result with the Rule Breaker

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jun 25

Big news for fans of the grandfather of all "two guys talking" podcasts and @npr.org ( @stlpublicradio.bsky.social ) member station members:

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jun 19

I'm watching 📕The Other Bennet Sister📕 and I've been referring to this actor as "Hot Joe Pera"

Hot Joe Pera

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jun 12

Guess I should start this computer more than once every 5 years.

A screenshot of the Windows Update settings, showing a list of available updates, including security updates for Microsoft Defender Antivirus, Windows Miscellaneous Removal Tool, and various cumulative and feature updates for Windows 10 versions 22H2 and older.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Jun 8

Hands clasp meme where Basketball and State politics are clasping hands with Saint Louis Vs Missouri

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 30

In-laws are having a very nice birthday for their two kids.

An indoor wall display featuring three lit, black-framed family photos on a grey wall above a black sideboard. Large gold foil '6' and '9' balloons flank the frames, with a purple star balloon beside the '9'. The internal content of all three framed photos is blurred to the point where no specific details or faces are recognizable.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 30

If you're seeing an uptick in annoying Platner takes and you don't live in Maine, check your moderation settings. Mutes may have expired!

A screenshot of a Blueaky's settings menu for managing "muted words." The screen shows filtering options at the top, an "Add +" button, and a list titled "Your muted words" containing various terms like Redskin, Platner, Swift, Carville, Mahomes, Oscars, Chiefs, NFL, and NFC. Some of the muted words are active, while others show a status of "Expired" with a "Renew" link.

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15:27 [Bluetooth icon] 5G [Signal bars icon] 52 [Battery icon]

[Selected radio button] Text & tags [Toggle switch] Tags only

**Options:**
[Unchecked box] Exclude users you follow

**Add +**

**Your muted words**

* **Redskin** in text & tags [x]
* **Platner** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **Swift** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **Carville** in text & tags [x]
* **Mahomes** in text & tags [x]
* **Oscars** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **Mahomes** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **Chiefs** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **NFL** in text & tags
Expired · Renew [x]
* **NFC** in text & tags [x] *(partially cut off at bottom)*

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 24

Didn't expect that this years #Indy500 would be fueled by Allinol.

A yellow and pink IndyCar race car is parked in a pit lane under a white canopy tent that reads "100% RENEWABLE RACE FUEL". Several pit crew members in blue and red shirts are working around the car. In the background, a Shell gas pump station is visible under the track infrastructure on a cloudy day.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 23

Star trek Troy and Dr. Crusher finally kiss

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 23

This is a cool tool but someone already did the best version of this years ago the old-fashioned way.

The writer's barely disguised fetish that looks like the title screen on an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 20

In case you missed this in the app.

A man of the match poll where all the options were Ben Lundt

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 15

With Alt Text

A screenshot of a text-based statement from Vancouver Whitecaps FC regarding the club's future and local ownership discussions.

**Text Readout:**
Vancouver Whitecaps FC Statement:

Vancouver Whitecaps FC and Major League Soccer met with government representatives, Musqueam, Squamish, and Tsleil-Waututh Nations, as well as corporate partners and other key stakeholders this week as part of ongoing discussions about the club's future in Vancouver.

All parties have committed to continuing to work actively towards improving the economics of soccer in Vancouver. We are encouraged by this shared intent.

As these discussions advance, the next steps will be for Whitecaps FC and stakeholders to formalize proposals that will make the club more attractive for local ownership groups to come forward. 15:16

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 14

With Alt Text. Possibly the best use case for LLMs.

Official joint statement regarding the Vancouver Whitecaps soccer team. Text: "Joint Statement on Keeping the Whitecaps in Vancouver. This joint statement demonstrates a unified commitment from all partners to keep the Whitecaps in Vancouver for generations to come. The City, Province, Federal Government, Musqueam, Squamish, and Tsleil-Waututh Nations, PavCo, and private partners are aligned and working together within a positive framework to deliver an even better future for soccer in our city. That includes improving the game day economic model at BC Place, exploring additional sponsorship opportunities, and advancing work on potential sites for a new stadium and development. Let’s be clear: Vancouver is open for business. We are doing everything we can to keep the Whitecaps here, and we are committed to building a long-term solution that reflects the scale, ambition, and global future of this city. Issued jointly by:" Followed by logos for the Musqueam, Squamish, and Tsleil-Waututh Nations, City of Vancouver, British Columbia, and PavCo.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 13

LLM's are really good at this.

Screenshot of a news report regarding Jeffries and allies' strategy on redistricting and gerrymandering in blue states.

Text: "Jeffries and allies have designed plans for the next two years to push blue states to set aside nonpartisan redistricting rules or gerrymander even more aggressively, with an eye toward producing a dozen or more new Dem seats. Behind the scenes, his allies are preparing a messaging push against any Democrats who stand in the way of gerrymandering, insisting that only 'real Democrats' are willing to fight. One lawmaker has been in early talks with potential delegates at a future Democratic convention on trying to prevent any blue-state leaders who can’t get a new map passed from getting a speaking slot. And for those already in office, primary challenges aren’t off the table…

Jeffries told CNN that Democrats in NY, NJ, WA, CO, OR, MD, and IL must act 'aggressively' to respond to the GOP’s gerrymandering push. There are also half a dozen more states on the table if Democrats can win key state races this November...Jeffries recently sent a fellow New York Democrat, Rep. Joe Morelle, to Albany to make the case that Democrats have no choice but to act. 'We cannot exist in an environment where Republicans are free to gerrymander congressional districts out of existence without an expectation that Democrats are going to respond immediately and forcefully,' Jeffries told CNN."

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 12

(This is satire, I swear)

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 10

The production choices are bad. I do not have this impression when watching NWSL or USL matches (even with worse quality). The Radio option is nice but I'm a hardcore radio announcement guy and I make do even when it's not automatic.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 6

Or maybe...https://rohitbhargava.com/the-best-sports-sponsorship-of-the-year-is-all-about-saving-your-nipples/

A male runner with a mustache wearing a blue tank top. Overlaid white text reads: "Vaseline THE NIPPLE SPONSORSHIP." Small logos on the chest area and text "RUN SAFE AGAINST THE CHAFE" and "Vaseline" are visible on the shirt.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 6

They need to adopt ass ads like rugby has.

A rugby player bending over and tying his shoes. The dude wipes ad is showing on his bottom.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 5

55 Burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 Pies in the style of burger king

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· May 1

Amazing Easter Egg in the lineup selector:

Interface for "Soccerdatavizer.com" showing a soccer field diagram titled "ST. LOUIS · OLOF FORMATION." The formation features one "GK" (Goalkeeper) in the box, a defensive line of nine "FB" (Fullback) positions arranged in two rows, and one "ST" (Striker) at the top. Top menu text includes "FORMATION" with buttons for "4-3-3", "4-4-2", "4-2-3-1", "4-3-2-1", "3-5-2", "3-4-3", "3-4-2-1", and a red button labeled "Olof." Additional text: "Tap to select & place."

The lineup consistes of a Goalkeeper and 10 Full Backs.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Apr 26

With Alt Text

Black text on a white background discussing personal and political perspectives on the conflict in Lebanon, Iran, and Israel.

**Full Text Readout:**
"How have you processed the war in Lebanon and Iran right now?

My dad was killed by Iranian proxies forty-two years ago. I have no regard for the Iranian regime whatsoever. But the answer does not lie in starting a war and killing innocent people. Imagine being a parent of one of the one hundred and seventy-five girls who died when their school was bombed. Their loss, their suffering . . . How are they going to feel about America? Violence begets violence. We’ve seen it in Israel and Lebanon as well. There was an opening for Israel to handle their business with the Palestinians diplomatically that would have solidified the Abraham Accords and allowed stronger alliances with Arab countries that would have really cornered Iran. Instead, Israel sought revenge for October 7th and now seventy-two thousand Palestinians have been killed and Israeli settlers are taking over the West Bank illegally, with the approval of Israel’s government and the U.S. Ambassador, Mike Huckabee. That’s not a path to any sort of peace or security for Israel or the rest of the Middle East."

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Apr 25

Different house. They are a menace.

Canada goose on a roof.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Apr 25

And now the Royal Canadian theater Company presents fiddler on the roof.

Three Canada geese stand alert on the dark grey shingles of a residential roof against a clear blue sky and green trees.

Frozen Cusser@frozencusser· Apr 24

When you're setting up construction fencing and run out, but realize you're at a soccer field.

A white soccer goal stands on a concrete path during dusk, obstructed by a large white bulk bag, orange traffic cones, and construction barriers. A chain-link fence and yellow caution tape surround the area. Visible text: "CAUTION".