Juan Martinez
@fulmerford
Author, dad, professor, doodler, loafer
Behold! It is done: doodles inspired by lyrics from every track in Olivia Rodrigo’s you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love
“Tell me something honest / So the memories turn dark / You said that I made loving look easy / Til I made it hard” - Olivia Rodrigo, cigarette smoke
“I won’t settle for a guy with a fake job / They seem so desperate for lovin’ / But, baby, I’m not / Gave my heart with zero stipulations / Now I take careful consideration” — Olivia Rodrigo, expectations
“You say you can’t stand to watch me / Cry a minute more / So you do the noble thing / And open up the door / If loving me means letting go / And wishing me the best / Well, then I guess / I wish, I wish, I wish you loved me less” - Olivia Rodrigo, less
normally more of a Mead-stitched-marbled-composition-notebook person for zero drafts but the Capybara did me in
“It was done; it was finished. Yes, she thought, laying down her brush in extreme fatigue, I have had my vision.”
“Went to the doctor and she said I was fine / Tried meditation with a bottle of wine /It’s like somebody put a weight on my chest / I should talk to a friend / But I can’t get out of bed” - Olivia Rodrigo, what’s wrong with me
“All that I want / Is to sit here silently / And watch movies on TV / What a shame you’re not here” - Olivia Rodrigo, begged
this ladybug’s got BIG news and this lil deer’s being a little snoopy
“Napoleon Crossing the Alps,” David (left) & “Papito On a Duck” R. Martinez-Kokernot (right) H/t to @sarahkokernot.bsky.social for spotting the resemblance
“And all the nights I spent fighting bad thoughts in my room / Feeling so alone, might as well be on the moon” - Olivia Rodrigo, the cure
“You kiss my neck / Made our paths intersect / Til the two lines formed a circle / And I melt with you, your red and my blue / Now I see the world in purple” - Olivia Rodrigo, purple
“You're in my way now / Don't go where you don't belong / Think I can't make out how hard you hang on?” — Olivia Rodrigo, my way
“There was much criticism of the privilege [Oxford] implied, mostly from people who were sitting bang in the middle of the privilege and getting all they could out of it.” - Robertson Davies, THE MANTICORE (p 436)
“It is bad for men to look back toward their mothers without recognizing that they were also people—people who might be loved, or possibly murdered.” - Robertson Davies, THE MANTICORE (p 369)
“I like your big sister / She has your same face” — Olivia Rodrigo, u + me = <3
“Everything feels moldy / Like the fruit that's in my fridge / And everything that's funny / I wish I could tell to him / And sometimes at a low point / I even wish for a tragedy / Cause I know he'd come over / And take real good care of me” — Olivia Rodrigo, maggots for brains
“Pick me up, walk me home / Man, it feels like God threw me a bone /Sticky sweet, tangerine / Would you sit and keep me company?” — Olivia Rodrigo, honeybee
turns out we’re not quite done w the aggressively geometric doodles w all the wavy lines until we run out of songs in Olivia Rodrigo’s you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love
one of my all-time favorite Edgewater joints is as delicious as I remembered
“I’m a heart made of wax, and I’m melting in the sun / I’m a thread on your shirt that is coming undone / I feel right, I feel wrong, I feel totally insane” — Olivia Rodrigo, stupid song
“I always had a vision of us standing like this All pressed up in the bathroom line You’re looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles” — Olivia Rodrigo, drop dead
“It was done; it was finished. Yes, she thought, laying down her brush in extreme fatigue, I have had my vision.”