Gotta include famed "difficult man" Mojo Nixon.

Made the pilgrimage to see Mothman's juicy ass in person.

I would hire this student. Didn't do great, but they tried damnit.

In my defense my coyote bro JUST stepped on my foot.

"Heh, fresh meat over there thinks he's gonna impress us with the 1996 commemorative Elvis Presley Jailhouse Rock 10 Notcher. That's a grade D misprint at best. Hehehe!"

The head Rabbi of Judaism:

Either that or Cobra cosplaying as Quattro.

At a certain point you start to wonder if people don't just want to make things more difficult for themselves. For anyone who might be disabled out there, please don't listen to this person, there are ways to have aides come and help you with your daily routine free of charge.

I had this one and desperately wanted one of the "cool" ones that were different colors or had rubber on them. I was so sure that it would have made Rob Zombie sound so much better.

If you ever see it around definitely give it a try. We have a decent sized Hispanic community where I live so they have it in Wal-marts around me. It's perfect for me because I can't stand sauces that are too vinegary and Valentina is more chili pepper forward.

I know him from Strays. The horror movie that dared to ask the question, "What if some random normal cats just kind of hated you?"

I'm a dude. I think it's because I read that "Establishments should be destroyed" question like a tech bro would, like, "They should be destroyed... And then later remade maybe" which kind of seems like shit's just not going to work for decades until maybe it's magically fixed.

Iran shared some pictures to prove it's real and quite frankly, lol:

I think something's wrong with mine...

Guess which one came in third...

Once again, talking about white male egos when this man is your God:

Dude kidnapped a guy in Venezuela and didn't understand the support he received from them was due to personal ambition instead of them just really liking him and thinking he was smart and now he thinks it's going to be the same for every country. He's the physical embodiment of this tweet:

The best bit of writing he ever did and it's a tweet:

It reminds me of this shit: (I know nothing about this movie, I just hate the face the dude is making on the cover)

"General Eisenhower, sir, we need a decision." *Eisenhower contemplates with a scowl on his face* "...Full steam ahead with the crossed legs. Fuck the haters."

I probably should have noticed this before. Enjoy the mute scumbag.

Also, this is a wild thing to say when Harris gave multiple Nazis speaking slots at the DNC, lol.

Name a bigger downgrade:

This just sounds like someone insulting Peacocks.

I don't know if this counts as multiple birds, but this gang of ducks walked up and surrounded my car a few months ago so I went and got them lettuce to eat. They didn't touch that, but they ate the donut holes I tore up into little pieces for them.

Honestly, same. I don't think I've ever been more attracted to a woman than when I saw her in Heroic Trio.