Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
@funranium
The Cenobite of Sharing The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions. www.funraniumlabs.com
Artemis is COACH and I let her down by missing that easy toss into the recycling. She is disappointed in me and I should probably give her treats.
Lights are now set to the ON position. Thank you @concordaerospace.bsky.social.
This a hunk of ore from the Gen. Hooker, NV. In theory it contains gold. Really, it is a rock and we can admire it.
South Carolina has a very deep bench of them. I can always hope they’ll do better and represent the lovely people I know there. But also…
In the course of explaining ED-69 to former student, Cognac Goatse came up. It was a very eventful New Year’s Eve.
[waits for the rest of the message to load] Is it FISTO?
Making a short presentation to introduce new lab safety coordinators to the Laser Safety Program. I'm including some info on Bullshit Lasers and protecting the integrity of research. It's important to keep the youth familiar with the old memes. Too lazy to photoshop the Amazon logo in there.
CEOs demanding AI be added to everything vs. CEOs getting that token bill.
And I sent to my priest friend the instant I saw it. He replied with:
From 22 years ago, Intrepid Bekhaki'd Hunter Phil bags a WILD JESSE.
“Pre-Used Cocaine” is an excellent euphemism. Zero Parades is proving excellent.
Speaking of interactions in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text based game, I just got a serious case of the giggles in Zero Parades from this interaction with a door.
I took my sweet ass time, but I finally got @mollycrabapple.bsky.social’s book. I have been looking forward to this since the research stage where she was still teaching herself Yiddish.
I'm also lucky to have @eighthway.com as a friend who, when I sent a picture of a sedevacantist bishop I met in Detroit Int'l, reacted like I'd sent him a pic of UXO that I was about to kick. That's what inspired me to make this safety sign. I'm told there's one posted in the Vatican now.
This is why I made a Fuss ‘n’ Feathers meme years ago.
As we’re in the midst of the anniversary of Gettysburg, let as remember the San Antonio chapters’ fanfic immortalized in Confederate Veteran magazine where Large Lincoln surrenders to Lee.
Hell yeah. Jamaica Blue Mountain BBotE in NV Savannah china.
I know I’ve said “A nice coin” or “A cool rock” would fix me in the past. But this, this is gonna do the business for a while. So proud to have these.
I knew before I clicked exactly which town it was going to be. [sad farting trombone fanfare] Bakersfield! Big round of applause.
The three primary health stats are Fatigue, Paranoia, and Delirium. I hit a Delirium of 15 and was appeared to be hallucinating wildly within 10min of startring the game. Harry would become a Man of Magnesium to fix this. STRONG OPEN!
We cannot, however, get JOLLY HARD. @leepetty.bsky.social and I possibly drank the last bottle in America.