this was hilarious when i was half asleep this morning

and you have to call them that because 'p-brain' already means something in string theory

pretty sure this did go viral but 'go for da healthy option gyal' is critical infrastructure for my brain

hopefully not weird that i still have this in my gallery

a cellar door sentence

my top artist was kendrick lamar lol

china independently discovered alex jones more than a century before the united states

perfect. i was just planning to avoid applying to 600,000 jobs

this reminded me of a soda i haven't thought of in years but must have drunk by the gallon in middle school

the first greek to whip out the second flute must have been treated like a god

now that the weather's changing i have to go back and read this to remember if i should be excited or not

this tagline is goated when feeling like everyone and everything is getting dumber is the vibe

i love using spotify to find new artists

let sisyphus borrow my phone and now my whole feed looks like this

deflation is out of control

rural america is increasingly seeing the light of buddhism

entering my mind palace

putting soy sauce on tofu

this is my go-to when i have problems of various natures

most of them are normal. hard to say which ones though

i don't care if it's 'woke'. have the decency to call them bakers