Gabe Graziani

@gabegraziani

I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him

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Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· 25d

Okay, I actually had to go to the page to watch these trailers and got hit with this small, unnecessary cruelty:

a screenshot of a Steam recommendation section saying:
"IS THIS GAME RELEVANT TO YOU?
✅ Similar to games you've played: "

and there is an image of box art for a game called Cloudheim

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jul 13

Just gonna go to the therapist.

a photo of a dark hallway with grey walls and a dark grey, patterned carpet, reminiscent of a haunted or strangely liminal space like The Backrooms.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jul 13

THREE FRAGS LEFT

A photo of the interior of a home from an elevated balcony, looking down on a beige stone tiled (floor and walls!) room with an angular staircase in the background. Also, an absurd gantry of track lighting runs along the ceiling. It really looks like a Quake level.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jul 12

LMAO!!!! I nearly posted this exact same sentiment, but had to run errands so I saved it to drafts!

A draft post from 3 hours ago that says:
Conceivably, "put down your phone" is in here because that is the only place this Dean has encountered anyone harmed by Graham's policies.

It's more difficult to extend grace when you or people you know have suffered because of these shitbags' actions.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jul 5

We are the Democrats. We are liberals. We control the weather. DON'T FUCK WITH US.

a drawn image of Tim Buckley from the online comic strip CTRL-ALT-DEL (control alt delete) - the original image is from a panel where he outlines how powerful the gaming lobby is (extremely debatable) and threatens government legislators with the wrath of Gamers with a capital G.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jul 1

"GIVE ME CIGARETTES... IN PASTA"

a screenshot of the actor Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar, a farmer who's skin is being worn by an alien insect (though it still looks a lot like Edgar with skin sagging a bit in places) from the film Men in Black

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 30

THIS PART

a close-up screenshot of one of the photos included in the art book of a small, seemingly practical model of a cutaway view of a TIE Avenger prototype showing a view of the cockpit cut vertically in half down the center showing the interior including captains chair and crew compartment.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 29

The Democrats!

A screenshot of an ancient tweet by Mike F (@mikefossey) that says:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 26

Phew... @ruckingfotten.bsky.social delivery day is always the best day!! (Even if I'm probably never going to be able to wear this shirt out in polite company.)

a photo of a Ghost in the Shell themed throw blanket showing the synthetic mechanical skull of Major Motoko Kusanagi and a t-shirt depicting Major Kusanagi, disrobed, kneeling with her back facing the camera while much of her nudity is obscured by nests of wires and conduits plugged into her back, neck, arms and thighs. She is holding a black submachine gun in her right hand.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 23

My son has procured a book that, as far as I can tell, is just a several hundred page collection of anecdotes from people around the United States who have seen birds being weird little guys.

a photo of a book titled:
United States National Museum
Bulletin 191
Life Histories of North American Jays, Crows, and Titmice
Order Passeriformes
Taunton, Massachusetts
Smithsonian Institution
Washington DC

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 21

You've gotta be familiar with Prince Robot IV from Saga though, right?

a panel from the comic book Saga depicting a man striding through ankle-deep snow with a television for a head, gray skin, and wearing a tattered royal dress suit with epaulettes and a sash (he is Prince Robot IV). He is pointing towards the viewer and saying, "Is that the animal that took my wife from me?"

He is also flanked by a small Harp Seal walking upright and wearing yellow overalls while carrying a large copper-colored battle axe.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 18

I am unmatched... this one, there was only one episode attempted in the US with Barbi Benton and Bruce Boxleitner as the hunted participants.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 18

Bonus points:

A poster(?) for the tv show Street Hawk featuring a dude in black, futuristic riding leathers astride a black futuristic motorcycle.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you

A promotional image for the television show Forever Knight about, if I remember correctly, a police detective who is also a vampire.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 15

Call me soft if you like, but one of the worst things about maintaining a pool is pulling little guys out of the skimmer box almost every morning. I hate it, breaks my heart. I bought this little inflatable pad with a mesh bridge and I'm delighted to say that it's working!!

a photo of an inflatable pad floating in a pool with a very tiny frog chilling on the side of it instead of getting sucked into the pool filter.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 14

This was the result and I was pretty happy with it!

a photo of a miniature model of a blue ice dragon with white horns rearing up on its hind legs with its wings partially cased behind it

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 5

They don't want to listen to who, dude? These are adult citizens of the United States... who are they supposed to be taking orders from, exactly?

"They're not homeless, they're drug addicts," Pratt said in an ABC interview in late May. "They're choosing to be on the street because they want to do drugs, they don't want rules, they don't want to listen, they want to have animals to abuse. This idea that they're forced on the street right now is a lie."

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Jun 1

Also, I am setting up a Google alert for whenever they announce Beanie and Cecil and Kukla, Fran and Ollie... properties so ancient, I only know about them through my parents!!

A drawn comic image of Beanie and Cecil, a blonde boy with a white t-shirt, blue overalls and red/white striped propeller beanie and a large, green sock puppet sea monster with purple eyelashes and dorsal fins and googley eyes and oddly pronounced pink nostrils.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 23

yeah, I saw them referred to as green vine snakes... I thought maybe it was just the angle the photos were taken at. Sad to hear they're AI.

a photo of a green vine snake with its forked tongue sticking out - it has bright green scales with some slightly darker stripes and yellow eyes with a black horizontal pupil that looks like a slit.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 17

Don't forget Street Hawk!

A screenshot of a promotional image that says, "The man, the Machine... STREET HAWK" with an image of a man dressed in a black motorcycling outfit astride a futuristic motorcycle.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 14

I am, of course, talking about Bashful Herbert, the rapidly aging mandarin orange.

a photograph of a mandarin orange on a beige table.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 11

he was shitty on the bridge

Alan Ruck as Captain John Harriman from the film Star Trek Generations.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 4

So anyway, I started blocking...

a screenshot from a segment where Danny DeVito is holding two pistols akimbo and saying, "so anyway, I started blasting"

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 4

a photo of Rudy Giuliani from the time he put some kind of water soluble black hair dye on and then sweat it off in a single, extremely noticeable rivulet running down from his temple to the middle of his cheek. He's also making a very weird face with his mouth slightly agape and his eyes wide in surprise.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· May 3

Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy...

a screenshot of a notification that says:
@pfish.zone has added you to the "Stancil Derangement Syndrome" moderation list

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Apr 26

The quote post image crop makes this an upsetting "open for a surprise" considering it's hiding the name at the top of the stack...

a screen shot of @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social's quote post of Michael Senters' post showing a top ten list of the most engaged posts from the alleged assassin suspect (the most engaged is cropped out by Bluesky's image handler).

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Apr 22

Rainy Day skins, Overwatch? Who on Earth is going to want Roadhog in a rainco... Oh... DVa's mech is made out of mossy wood? AND IT'S COVERED IN CATS?!?!

A screenshot of DVas Rainy Day Overwatch skin, which features her signature mech armor Tokki with moss-covered wood for it's armor plating and tiny cats nestled among the armor plates.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Apr 20

Wait... Not this one...

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Apr 18

How in the world?

A screenshot of the above post from @danamrich.bsky.social which, oddly, has no apparent content.

Gabe Graziani@gabegraziani· Apr 18

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses