Marathon training is goin well btw

Ex-Situationship who broke my heart 10 years ago just cold-DM’d me on instagram to thank me for introducing him to Philip Glass’s hit opera “Einstein on the Beach”

Kinda tore that

Ran my 5th half marathon this morning… I hope that’s ok

Feeling good today :)

Got a tattoo yesterday I’ve been dreaming abt for years 🥲

It’s sunday which means I got to work out and make myself a lovely brunch and then get a lil high on my walk to The Musicbox and then

Therapist office is loudly playing Stoned At The Nail Salon

My (inept) manager got fired the day after my 30th birthday…. Kind of the best gift I’ve ever received

All of these AI superbowl ads…

Ann Lee changed my life lowkey like I’d join her cult in a millisecond

Y’all mind if I punch down my kimchi rq

Hi bluesky! With World AIDS Day yesterday & Giving Tuesday today, I’m proud to share that I’ll be once again running the Chicago Marathon with Team 2 End AIDS! 🧵 #Gay #GivingTuesday #WorldAIDSDay action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/6...

Accidentally became important at work this year

I look like this btw

The amount of dairy I just purchased for my thanksgiving dinner…. Guys i’m scared

Lowkey ran a marathon yesterday

action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/5... I’m raising money for the AIDS Foundation of Chicago and it’s not too late to donate before I run the Chicago Marathon tmo! The AFC provides crucial services to folks living with HIV & AIDS in the state of IL. Help us get to 0 new cases in IL by 2030!

Hole(s) pic

Being really brave and turning my swag on this week

Coworker trying to pick a fight on a Friday afternoon

Hour-long commute to get 2 (two) vials of bloodwork done

Allegedly running a marathon in 2 weeks

Gracie Abrams live performances

Willy Wonka briefing the Oompa Loompas:

Sooo basically i need you

Script I had running overnight randomly crashed & I lost a day of work