Just remembered this from the whatsapp group after Aggy's meet the manager last week... 😂

3-0 FT. Well. 😂

AAAAAAND IT'S THREEEEEE!! Ball popped in behind, Ogbonna in the race clear, takes it early and whips it beyond the keeps! 3-0!

Hydration break 2. Yeah, we're 2 up. Take your time lads. Bit hot out.

2-0! Osadebe fk from 25. Near corner!!

1-0 HT. We've done nowt but score. Take that. 😆

Bwahahaha! 1-0 Sutton. Long throw near side, keeps comes, nowhere near and Nightingale behind prods it in with his penis/knee. Delete as applicable.

Hydration break. BOOOOOOOO! And now here's a word from our sponsors...

Here we go. First day of a new season. Line up's in... #suttonunited

What's that? Rod Liddle died? Oh well, we're sure someone somewhere will be sad about that...

Line up for the last PSF at GGL. #suttonunited

Tonight's line up for the Folkestone PSF. #suttonunited

Line up for Horsham at home in today's PSF. Now if you'll excuse us, we're off to put the kettle on... #suttonunited

Ah yes! Pre Season is still a thing, almost forgot. Line up for #suttonunited tonight at GGL against Walton...

Plans changed, so got to wander down to GGL for the AFCW psf. Ok. Lead through Babaloa then Englanded it at the death. 1-2 defeat. Also, the 'penalty' issue from last season is most definitely NOT fucking solved... 😐

Starting XI in Tonbridge tonight. 1 up at HT thanks to another goal from Carter. #suttonunited Yeah, it's late. We forgot the game was on. 😂

Line up for the first PSF of the season at Totton #suttonunited 2-1 up last we heard with a red card and a player stretchered off... 🤔

So you thought just the end of that Rochdale - York game was peak Bastard League yeah? You don't know the half of it mate. Fucking proper mental wacky races La Bastarda nonsense this. 😂 #nationalleague

Ten years ago today, the day after the night before. Jesus. And in case you're wondering, we didn't steal it, we merely borrowed it. 😋 #suttonunited

Can't trust this lot with anything. 😂

Final day line up. #suttonunited

1-2 FT. Did we expect anything else from this bunch of absolute losers?

The bed has been shat, we repeat THE BED HAS BEEN SHAT! Weak down our right, low ax, bloke in ahead of his marker poke in. 1-2. 🙄

1-1. We give away a soft free kick, bloke whips it low through through the wall and inside nr post. Siiiigh.

1-0 HT. End of season fare.

We're doing a win! 😳 Cross in, poor header defender and Francis hooks it straight back on target with the keeps stranded! 1-0!

It's sunny at least.

In other news, we could sew up the NL fair play 'title' at the weekend. Couple of divvy brainless reds should give us a nice advantage going into the final day. What?

0-3. Weak, bloke has all day to curl one over Sims, one bounce and in.

0-0 HT. To quote the returning Juan Sheet. "Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue". His first game in a couple of years and lasted 40mins before he needed a hug. 😂