Gavin Jasper

@gavin4l

Den of Geek writer, wrestling enjoyer, says stupid crap. Host of Zeroes of Wrestling, a podcast about watching the worst-rated matches of every wrestling PPV:

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Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 17d

It's stuck in my head.

Someone holding up a sign at a concert saying "YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME"

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 18d

Protecting villagers from the Don Callis Family.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 18d

Okay, if we're doing this kind of thing, here are some temporary versions of Marvel characters I'd like to see as Tokon DLC.

Yelena Belova as Super Adaptoid (complete with Sentry/Void powers)

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 21d

This page from the comic that Avengers: Doomsday is loosely based on is pretty funny in the meta sense because Dr. Doom literally is the second choice after the Kang Dynasty plans fell apart.

Dr. Doom sits at a table with Namor.

Doom: "I think not."

Namor: "What?"

Doom: "You could have come to me first. You should have come to me first... but you did not. I can forgive your initial dalliance with Richards and the others -- their nature is not conductive to such practicality -- but after that, you chose to throw in with your subhuman lot. Now you regret it. And you dragged the stinking carcass of your failure to my door."

Namor: "Victor, please! Everything will stand or fall on what we face."

Doom stands to leave.

Doom: "You should have thought of that, Namor, and more carefully considered your position. You should have known better... Doom is no man's second choice."

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 21d

Pictured: Mystique and her shitty bob

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 22d

Stuck behind a goddamn hero.

Yellow car with "MCCHEESE" license plate

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 22d

I got plans tonight

Me standing next to a sign saying "BOB DYLAN"

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 28d

Show me a comic book page you love, no explanation needed

Adam Warlock visits Elvis, who is actually Galactus, and offers to return him to godhood, only for Elvis to remain on Earth and continue his musical comeback.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· 29d

"Whoa! It's like Moses!"

Age of Apocalypse Magneto tearing Apocalypse in half, telling him off, then walking away.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 11

The Predator handshake meme with "Bald Bull in-between Rounds" shaking hands with "Hulk Hogan building to WrestleMania 9" with the middle saying "My barber didn't know when to quit! Do you?!"

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 10

Been wanting this for nearly 35 years.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 10

When Banner gets mad enough that his pants rip off, we get to see his

Marvel product called Hulk Jumbo Jiggly, with directions "squeeze 'em" and "stretch 'em"

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 4

Happy birthday, America. I'm 100 days into trying to learn a new language.

Duolingo screenshot showing 100 day streak

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 3

We've all been there.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jul 2

Since the Samurai Outriders team has been announced for Marvel Tokon, here are the alternate outfits I want to see.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jun 29

Forbidden Door's main event

Bane vs. Lobo in Injustice: Gods Among Us

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jun 27

Chun-Li agrees.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jun 26

Listening to @danlarson.bsky.social like I'm Marge.

Marge Simpson angry at the word "gummi" being used too much

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jun 25

This Dynamite has so many Death Riders matches that I'm waiting for the guy from Riding with Death to show up.

Gavin Jasper@gavin4l· Jun 24

Trashed (1994), a game show hosted by Chris Hardwick where players would each bring 3 personal possessions and compete against each other. If you did badly, your possessions would be destroyed in fun and creative ways. Apparently, Brian Posehn and Joel Hodgson were writers.