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We had a visitor for a few weeks earlier in June. 🫣 It's moved on now... or a roadrunner got it... or maybe it visited a neighbor?
Eating is hard y’all! Sometimes you just need a nap. 🦎 Otis taking a break mid-salad for a bit of shut eye. 🦎
Javelina are getting brave and trying to quench their thirst at the tortoise's watering dish lately. 🐢 #addHerpe
Post #100! Here’s the Mr. and I wearing our “wedding rings” to celebrate the momentous occasion. 🤪
Redecorated the basking side of Otis’ enclosure. Trying to provide more hidy holes that he’ll refuse to use so he can judge me a little harder than normal for attempting some enrichment.
She’s being so goddamned needy tonight! I’m thinking she just wants to make sure I smell every one of her rank farts.
The 40lb FEMALE spends most of the day humping the 140lb male. You’d think it’d be the other way around…
Cut her front nails yesterday afternoon and she avoided me the rest day… achievement unlocked!
Flynn took a drink and came towards the Mr. to wipe his face. The Mr. pushed him away to prevent the wiping and Flynn proceeds to shake slobber all over everyone! Oh, the joys of owning a bullmastiff!
Somebody has a full belly and a snalty nose… Otis is trying his best to be sexy!