Check out his Badge

This house

And these ones

And says he never met the Raise the Colours Nonce. Ahem….

Farage now posting a fake graffiti death threat. Wait until he sees this one

Shakira is not going to like this. She won’t be impressed, much.

Nandy is there too! Nandy Pandy and Loony Lou. Or Andy Pandy.

Here it is then if you missed it. Here she is explaining tactics to former Sunderland boss Roy Keane

I have one of those. My wife bought me one for Christmas.

Originally used by a Prussian Hussar Regiment of course.

As I said yesterday there is indeed a dress code. Plus venues scouted out. Now tell me this hasn’t been planned for weeks

Ah yes, the Pitkin islands. Discovered by accident by Norman Pitkin who only went out to get a bottle of milk, fell asleep on an ocean bound tanker, got ship wrecked and the all female natives made him Kimg. Oh not again Pitkin Ealing Comedies 1952

Got a letter published in Viz navy years ago saying Spoilt bastard was clearly a Man U fan. Only child, spoilt, single mother, perfectly good local club, Fulchester. they did a front cover This one. proud of that.

And it’s goodnight Vienna

And they’re safe

Not a patch on the originals

It’s Charles Hawtrey

I’m wondering just how many in the crowd actually know enough Spanish to know what the fuck Senor Conejo is prattling on about.

Epstein had no shame, imagine hanging out with an arsehole like Farage.

This was my house with Basil spitting Jelly Babies everywhere

@davelawrence.bsky.social telling it like it is

Ok, I’m going for this one then