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Captain

@gazztron

Prematurely grey. Former Fukushima resident. Born on Bindal country, grew up on Jinibara/Gubbi Gubbi country, now living on Ngunnawal/Ngambri country. Fandom Old. Prolonging myself out of weakness.

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Captain@gazztron· 1d

@eviljoy36.bsky.social I saw this on another platform this morning and thought of you:

A screenshot of a Farcebook post from the page Describing Things In Canberra:
"Canberra weather: it is only going to get colder today.
The maximum temperature was at 3am and it was 10 degrees, which is too warm for the winter doona. The catlapometer indicated "not cold" most decisively.
Waterproof layers and warm layers will be needed throughout the day. If you are on holidays in Canberra, please accept our sincere apologies."

White text on a dark grey background.

Captain@gazztron· 25d

Here we have a Smokey and a Bandit at their most snuggable

A dilute tortie and a tabbico are curled up against each other on a blue galaxy-patterned bedspread

Captain@gazztron· Jun 28

Without downloading any new pix, describe your gender with one image:

A messy line drawing of a person smirking with one raised eyebrow, with one hand pointed to their head like a gun.

Captain@gazztron· Jun 10

Brennan Lee Mulligan standing at a podium on the Make Some Noise stage, yelling "It's Pride, bitch!"

Captain@gazztron· May 26

Looks similar to our weather for the next few days

A weather report for the poster's local area, showing rain 5 days out of 7 and all top temperatures below 20°C

Captain@gazztron· May 25

Truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hardboiled egg #TheGlorious25thOfMay #ThePeoplesRepublicOfTreacleMineRoad #HowDoTheyRiseUp #GNUTerryPratchett #NightWatch #SeeHowTheyRiseUp

Masses of small purple lilac flowers with some green leaves

Captain@gazztron· May 20

The face I made:

A caricature of an alligator man wearing a very small pirate hat, making a disgusted face.

Captain@gazztron· May 13

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A thickset man with a neatly trimmed beard is leaning down and forward with his hand outstretched, while a fancy looking spaceship hovers behind him. The scene is executed in hues of purple. Text at the top of the image reads, "Let's take ibuprofen together".

Captain@gazztron· May 7

No prablem

A preview for a laser engraving piece that reads, "Measure once cut also once no prablem". The top and the bottom lines of text are going off the edges of the engraving area.

Captain@gazztron· Apr 25

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state:

Red-and-white capsule pill on a white background. Above it is black text reading,
"This is a placebo meme for humour calibration purposes"
and more black text below, reading:
"It has no inherent effect but studies have shown it to be as effective as regular memes in a certain percent of the population".

Captain@gazztron· Apr 22

It's an honour to serve with you o7

Captain@gazztron· Apr 17

Australian economy about to be so bad that Black & Gold has reentered the chat

Supermarket shelves, full of conspicuously brandless home goods in black & yellow packaging.

Supermarket shelves, full of conspicuously brandless home goods in black & yellow packaging.

Captain@gazztron· Apr 17

It's happening. It's finally happening. 2.75 years after moving into this apartment, I am doing a load of washing in my own machine in my own home. Fucking FINALLY.

A white top-load washing machine with a silver lid sits inside one of those pissy little wardrobes that passes for a laundry in apartments these days. The walls are painted white and the tiles are grey. A white tumble dryer is mounted directly above the washing machine.

Captain@gazztron· Apr 10

Shoutout to the PAL/Region 4 variant:

The cover of the video game Halo: Combat Evolved, with a wombat edited into the center of the picture and the text below edited to read Halo: Wombat Evolved.

Captain@gazztron· Apr 5

Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only

Shorsey's hockey team.
A group of men of varying ethnicities gathered on a ice skating rink, wearing brown pants and light blue jerseys with a brown-and-white bulldog chewing a hockey stick on them.

Captain@gazztron· Mar 30

Unfortunately not, it's pre-release playtest material. It's pretty though:

Captain@gazztron· Mar 18

I wake up.

A stylized ballpoint clicker pen with drops of blood on it, next to text in a white font on the black background, reading:
write a horror story using only three words

Captain@gazztron· Mar 8

Ta da

A picture of my face, taken while out at Xmas lunch.

Captain@gazztron· Feb 21

An Onion headline page, with a picture of Donald Trump sitting at a desk. The camera is looking over the shoulder of the person sitting in front of him. The title text below reads, "Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can't Pardon Prince Andrew".

Captain@gazztron· Feb 15

Clicked on the link in your profile; the chocolate page loaded fine, but the recipe page gave me this:

Screenshot of the jdjenkins.co.uk website, saying the site is in Maintenance Mode and will be available soon.

Captain@gazztron· Feb 7

Post a rabbit

An anthropomorphic rabbit lady with long red ponytails, wearing blue denim overalls, a yellow blouse, and a straw hat with sunflowers. She is carrying a bow slung across her shoulders, and has a pot of honey and a dipper attached to her belt. There are glowing golden bees flying around her. The bow also has sunflowers twined around it.

It's Queenie March from the Icebound campaign of Legends of Avantris.

Captain@gazztron· Jan 29

A man holding a wooden staff and wearing purple robes has his hand raised towards a figure engulfed in flames. White text on the image reads:
M.I.L.F
Man I Love Fireball

Captain@gazztron· Jan 27

Bronson and Jazzi wish you the best of luck!

Two American Staffie crosses, one white with brown splotches dressed in a redback spider costume, the other all white wearing a black-and-orange striped witch's hat.

Captain@gazztron· Jan 26

Show your lock screen:

A futuristic city rendered in shades of blue, grey, and green. Over the top is the time (13:26), date (Monday 26 January), and shortcuts to open the camera and phone apps.

(It's the closing shot from Oshii's 1995 Ghost in the Shell movie.)

Captain@gazztron· Jan 25

Cats?

A small ginger tabby paws at a pink-and-white sticker on its head. The sticker reads: "Please handle with love. Fragile. Thank you."

Two cats, one white and one ginger, sleep in an open window set in a blue wall. Outside the window are tree branches covered in small white blossoms.

A tabby cat lies on a chair with a red cushion on it, pushed underneath a timber tabletop.

A ginger tabby looking fabulous, standing in front of a glass door, with gold tinsel looped around its neck.

Captain@gazztron· Jan 22

POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC

A tabby cat with a white chin looks over her shoulder from behind a set of purple and blue curtains with silver stars, where she sits in a window hammock.

Captain@gazztron· Jan 19

The mind boggles

A white man with sandy blond hair, wearing a grey tshirt, sitting in front of a bookshelf. He has a dejected expression on his face, as the caption has him saying "Shredded Wheat".

Captain@gazztron· Jan 8

Timeline cleanse: Would you like to see my cat?

A small tabbico cat is lying curled up in a window hammock, back paws level with her face.

Captain@gazztron· Jan 6

For all your meme-ing needs:

A man with olive skin and long dark hair is making an incredulous face, while the caption reads: "I don't think"

Captain@gazztron· Jan 4

Because I can't find the actual panel:

You come to the sobering realisation that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.

- Andrew Hussie