Graham Bretman
@gbretman
As a teenager I'd often have a wank while looking at Mayfair It completely ruined that Monopoly board. Doer of UxbridgeEnglishDictionary & One Liners as heard on #BTN
Hope you enjoyed it. Though I think Boy George is a liar, in Karma Chameleon he said I'm a man without conviction. But I'm sure he got done for falsely imprisoning a male escort 😉
Remember in hot weather never leave an elderly person unattended with the windows closed Your car will stink of piss
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.Who is it?
My Dyslexic friend says she wishes she'd never bought this, it keeps digging into her tits and offers no support at all
I accidentally sprayed this on my air soled shoes and they disappeared
Your friend has fallen on hard times Gary, I found him on the street He's a broken man
I'm told this is a good film, but can't remember if I've watched this Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
It's true, when I twiddle my hair it really annoys people They tell me to stop it and do my flies up