Geoff Klock
@geoffklock
Tenured full professor at BMCC-CUNY with an Oxford doctorate; I teach folks about oneiric thinking via Plato, Shakespeare, Freud, Proust, David Lynch, and the X-Men
Me [in front of a class, swinging a chair around and straddling it backwards, in front of a paragraph by Gorgias with the words "Stitch Incoming" superimposed]: let's talk about the very first influencer, who was dialectical-maxxing all around ancient Athens
Violating the Khantian Categorical Imperative? $115 dollars Being able to make stupid jokes about transcendental idealism for an audience of zero to two people on blue sky that also invokes a credit card commercial from 30 years ago: priceless
Of course it's a Tesla so he can have the thing auto drive while he jerks off
This really ought to be the cover art for Slavoj Zizek's 1989 masterpiece
Why did no one tell me this movie featured what I have always wanted -- BATMAN V BARTON FINK
People scoff at me for reading Freud but there is no non Freudian explanation for this
How is this just on sale at a Sephora and not the poster for a new A24 movie?
JESUS CHRIST LET ME FINISH TYPING YOU FREAK CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I COMPLAINED ABOUT MY WATER ONLY BEING HALF FULL WHILE THE WAITER WAS POURING IT INTO THE GLASS
Google Maps is recommending this restaurant to me because it is only two-tenths of a mile away but it is failing to note that it is more than three-tenths of a mile ABOVE ME