Literal this is fine meme

Lots to choose from but I’d love to give Paul Takes The Form Of A Mortal Girl by Andrea Lawlor a shout. Takes you on a real journey.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see Starmer again without thinking of George Fouracres saying hello in the strongest possible terms.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I’m in trouble

Greyhounds are the best

My paperback copy arrived just in time for me to devour it this weekend. I adored it. (I hope it’s okay that in my head, Dionysus was a slightly differently attired Nabhaan Rizwan)

I got a gorgeous new set of colouring pens and a cute colouring book!

Yes I’m a middle aged woman who hasn’t finished Christmas shopping yet but took a little moment to buy herself this Polly Pocket Stranger Things set WHAT OF IT

Please, my shareholders, they are sick

Relating very hard to this piece, including the screaming and the pps

England players

My phone has been telling this lie for almost 24 hours

Roses are red Your calls are recorded

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Oh frap

I cannot believe I let you people get me into another stupid phone game

“Is this the queue?”

how do you get to Birmingham

I spend more time thinking about grouting than anyone should have to.

Found her

Their upcoming itv crime drama looks like a ratings winner though

Right wingers be like

lol. lmao, even