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gertymactacular

@gertymac

Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet. Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.

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gertymactacular@gertymac· Jul 16

I bought myself a mechanical keyboard and having a little screen where I could upload a gif was a strong selling point. I knew that folder of gifs from 2012 Tumblr would come in handy.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jul 15

Last show of the season!

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jun 20

Beautiful weather for a hurricane warning.

Two black and red hurricane warning flags flying over a crowded Fayetteville Street in downtown Raleigh before the Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup parade.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jun 15

LORD STANLEY COMING TO CAROLINA

gertymactacular@gertymac· May 30

K'ANDRE MILLER MAKING ME CRY HE WAITED UNTIL THE STADIUM CLEARED OUT THEN TOOK HIS TINY BABY TO THE BENCH AND CRIED

Carolina Hurricanes player K'Andre Miller holding his infant son on the Carolina bench after winning the Eastern conference finals.

gertymactacular@gertymac· May 30

Carolina tonight #SoundtheSiren

A shaky drawing of a little dude with a gun in the air, Bojangles sweet tea in the other hand, and a Carolina Hurricanes hat on his head.

gertymactacular@gertymac· May 17

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

gertymactacular@gertymac· May 14

Live Good Omens 3 reaction #go3spoilers

gertymactacular@gertymac· May 6

Let's party until 3 people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age in general!

A regional theater playbill for The Great Gatsby held in front of the stage before opening.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Apr 24

You said it better, @jensaysthings.bsky.social

gertymactacular@gertymac· Apr 4

My city is so funny

gertymactacular@gertymac· Apr 3

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 25

So, diagnosis:

Illustration of a cow in a dress laying peacefully in a field of flowers with the text I GOT SLEEPY BITCH DISEASE AND IT'S TERMINAL

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 23

Man, my eyes are so itchy and watery today. Oh.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 19

Mr. Mac got called in to check something at work. You know what that means...

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 19

Made to our seats by the skin of our teeth.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 15

This is the nose of a dog who digs holes in the yard.

A medium sized brown dog with a dirty nose cuddled in bed with her people.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 13

Y'all, this is luxury.

Close up image of an e-reader being held in a mount connected to a lap pillow with a cup holder, currently holding Starbucks, and a remote for turning pages.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Mar 9

I am so in love with the baba yaga house I got from @thespeckledhegg.bsky.social

gertymactacular@gertymac· Feb 19

New show, who dis?

gertymactacular@gertymac· Feb 8

Stopped into a random sports bar and

Picture of a digital display that reads: Drink of the Month - ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID. Absolut Citron, fresh lemon juice, hibiscus simple syrup, egg white, and malbec wine float.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Feb 5

I always forget how beautiful my monitor at work is. I should come in more often.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jan 31

The Olympics haven't even started yet y'all.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jan 27

Sunshine boy

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jan 19

Dog sittin' and con schedulin'

gertymactacular@gertymac· Jan 19

Uhhh should I start buying bread and milk now???

gertymactacular@gertymac· Dec 27

It's 70+ outside today so we went for a walk in the woods! We somehow switched trails but we made it out!

gertymactacular@gertymac· Dec 18

Another new-to-me show!

gertymactacular@gertymac· Dec 9

It's snow and I'm going to take it and be happy with it.

gertymactacular@gertymac· Dec 4

New show tonight!