sara

@ghoulsis

Code monkey, spinner, crocheter, knitter, weaver, musician. I like to cross-stitch swear words onto samplers and play with molten glass. She/her.

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sara@ghoulsis· May 23

A fake episode title card from a nonexistent Star Trek episode from the original series. The Enterprise is in orbit above an earthlike planet; the title reads, "yet another dead redshirt"

sara@ghoulsis· Feb 20

A Cincinnati Skyline Chili sign. The marquee reads, "Show mom you love her with a 3 way on Mother's Day"

sara@ghoulsis· Jan 5

I'll take it.

My Marian-Webster word for 2026 is "hopeful"

sara@ghoulsis· Nov 16

Image of a black clothing label on the inside of a brown garment, which reads "Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs". It is a size small, 100% cashmere, and made in China.

sara@ghoulsis· Oct 11

Publicity photo of actor Dick Van Dyke in his role as Bert in the movie adaptation of Mary Poppins. He is wearing a suit with wide vertical stripes colored in shades of orange and white, with a lavender bow tie and a straw hat. He is holding a cane, which is leaning against his shoulder, and is grinning at the camera. The caption reads, "Unsolicited Dick Pic".

sara@ghoulsis· Sep 28

Header reads: "my anxiety after any social gathering".

Underneath, the green cartoon Duolingo owl is waving its right wing cheerfully at the viewer; a speech balloon above it reads, "Let's review your mistakes!"

sara@ghoulsis· May 8

From 2018: Chairman of the Judicial Affairs Committee Shinichi Yokoyama clings to a microphone while a dozen or so legislators struggle to wrestle it away from him. Caption: would

sara@ghoulsis· Feb 4

Happy sea ravioli, aka flappy majestic juvenile sea pancake (baby stingray)

A baby stingray faces the viewer and appears to be smiling. Its body is a milky pinkish-white color and is semi-translucent.

sara@ghoulsis· Jan 3

I guess I can go with that, sure

sara@ghoulsis· Dec 14

Can I get one that looks like this tho

Tiny, whimsical, highly impractical four-wheeled vehicle shaped and decorated like a Cadbury Creme Egg. It is very rounded with red and purple wheel covers and is painted half red, half purple, with bright yellow logos on the front and side. The wiper blades are far too short and look basically useless.

sara@ghoulsis· Nov 21

A member of Japanese Parliament attempts to speak into a microphone while other members attempt to restrain him. Caption reads: "Would"

Background, from Know Your Meme:

On December 8th, 2018, Japanese Parliament voted on a hotly contested immigration reform bill that allowed foreign workers a path to Japanese citizenship. The plan was put forth by then-Prime Minister Shinzo Abe earlier that year and was opposed by Japan's opposition party, as well as some in Abe's right-wing base.

When Yokoyama attempted to move to hold a vote on the controversial bill, he was beset by members of Parliament who apparently wanted to stop him from moving forward with a vote, leading to the image of Yokoyama speaking into his microphone while dozens of politicians attempted to restrain him.

sara@ghoulsis· Oct 25

Japanese parliament trying to stop Shinichi Yokoyama from speaking into the microphone. Caption reads, "would".

sara@ghoulsis· Sep 29

These are mine... I was using them on a darker-colored handspun, so the stitches showed up really well, which was handy in the tricksy early rounds. They almost glow!

A set of size US 6 (4.0mm) double-pointed knitting needles rests in the palm of a person's hand. They are made of marbled acrylic and are pink, purple, orange, white, and yellowish-green.

sara@ghoulsis· Sep 23

Your bank's IT dept right now:

Cartoon image of a confused-looking brain wearing headphones, eating a slice of pizza and reading an open book while taking notes under an overhead lamp. The room seems to be dark. There is a tall stack of books on the desk, as well as a cup of coffee and a plate with crumbs and possibly a few uneaten bites of food. One book on the desk is titled Shell Scripting. All the books have multiple sections marked with what appears to be post-it flags. (Image sourced from DigitalOcean.)

sara@ghoulsis· Sep 17

Huh.

Bsky celebrating 10M users, I was #352,626, joined 7/24/23

sara@ghoulsis· Aug 23

BRB, working on a small construction project

A small blue canary nightlight is plugged into an outlet by the light switch

sara@ghoulsis· Aug 18

What's your sign?

Scuffed but sturdy-looking three-legged wooden stool with coppery metal details for sale in a thrift store with a sign reading "damaged but doable". The price tags indicate it's been marked down several times from its original price of £19.99 to a very reasonable £12.00.

sara@ghoulsis· Jul 21

A screenshot of David Lynch with the caption, "What a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd"

sara@ghoulsis· Jul 19

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sara@ghoulsis· Jun 16

But wait, there's more! dustyburrito.blogspot.com/2010/02/fash...

Lucy Liu firing a bow and arrow in formalwear

sara@ghoulsis· Jun 4

100% whole grain, protein packed Kodiak Cakes. Not just ordinary pancake and waffles mix, oh no... they're POWER CAKES.

A box of the aforementioned mix, featuring a drawing of an angry bear. Or perhaps he's just hungry. Hangry, as it were.

sara@ghoulsis· Jun 2

We did it! I managed to not collapse from exhaustion and am also thinking I really need to do more cardio before the next one.

An exhausted but smiling musician with tinted glasses and pigtails at the end of the parade route, wearing a blue floral sun hat and holding a tenor saxophone. She's wearing a green t-shirt which reads, "Free Mom Hugs". The letter O in mom is a rainbow heart.

sara@ghoulsis· May 21

Viral image of Japanese parliament members physically attempting to stop Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama from calling for a vote on the country's immigration reform bill. Caption reads: would.

sara@ghoulsis· Apr 21

All the discussions about jury selection and dismissals because of social media posts brought to mind this exchange, which I saved because I consider it the platonic ideal of the genre.