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all followers are entitled to one (1) little smooch he/him | sometimes grumbling, occasionally NSFW, always oversharing | 🏳️‍🌈 📍brooklyn

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gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· May 6

this is the summer i get back to making art

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· May 6

Eat the rich. Or tax them. Their choice.

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 15

watching everyone brag about their refunds while I owed an unfortunate amount because I got a second job halfway through the year which increased my income enough that I was no longer eligible for (most of) my healthcare advanced tax credit and had to pay it back 😭

Squidward looks out window at SpongeBob and Patrick frolicking

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 14

You know, I initially set out to write a happy Springtime poem, but clearly that didn't happen...

Watching you load the last box into your truck

Cherry blossoms bleed
out on the pavement, crushed
under Oxfords and loafers and boots,
a delicate carpet of wilting white.

Tell me, sweetheart:
Was Spring your cue?
The river of snow melt dancing toward the grate,
the trill of a wren pressing on to Allagash,
the caress of a budding branch against our window—
my window—
announcing the breeze,
the whisper of freedom and chance.

So what, if the sewer floods,
and the wren is torn apart before Maine,
and we shred silk petals over broken concrete.

In the April sun, the City reeks of piss and rot and you.

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 10

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen clunkier, more overt product placement 🫠

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 9

I heard y’all were into feet 😉

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 7

asking for a country

Google Trends results for "25th amendment" over the past year

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 6

bringing back analog cruising

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 5

give it a lil smack 😘

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Apr 1

have some free foot content

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Mar 31

You are cordially invited to give me a smooch.

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Mar 2

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 27

friday doodles

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 25

Retail Brew got a little shady with this blurb

Led to believe: Former Saks Global Executive Chair Richard Baker claims he did “a very successful job” leading the department store group, despite its recent bankruptcy. (the New York Times)

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 24

they’re going to need every penny of that cleaning fee

Airbnb instagram post. “the cottage. Now on airbnb”

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 20

me in the darkroom at the club:

Trump press conference "I want to be a good boy"

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 19

the replies from these newsom sycophants are wilddddd

VEEP image. “(Laughing nervously) what the fuck?”

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 16

i've been practicing our choreo

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 11

it's a tough job, but someone has to do it

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 11

unhinged things are happening on linkedin (again)

A LinkedIn comment thread.

WQ: He does not belong in America.
JS: He is an American.
WQ: I know, be he still doesn't deserve to be here.

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 11

it’s genuinely hard for humans to wrap their heads around the idea that this is neither a robot nor a human but actually an entirely new entity

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 8

Went shopping for my Super Bowl party!

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Feb 6

We’ve gotten old. Some might say we’ve completed our…

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 27

but where do the subs pic up their luggage??

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 23

soooo tempted to comment "and child slavery keeps margins high on crunch bars"

Sponsored LinkedIn Post from the CEO of Nestle USA

🌱 High-quality soil grows great food.

I’m proud of the longstanding partnerships our teams have built with farmers across the U.S. and Nestlé’s work to help transition to regenerative agriculture practices throughout our ingredient supply chain.

These efforts aren’t abstract—they’re real, tailored steps taken in partnership with farmers, so we can continue to source quality ingredients and make food and beverages that will serve and delight consumers for generations to come.

We recently teamed up with Vox to provide an in-depth look into some of this work – I hope you’ll take a look to learn more on why keeping soil healthy matters and how these on-farm practices are helping build a more resilient food system

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 22

it's cum

Washington Post article. "I found the most complete. Protein. It's not meat. The most 'complete' protein is probably one you're already eating."

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 22

ChatGPT for Therapy:

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 14

can’t believe disney greenlit a show about frotting

Promo for Will Smith’s new series Pole to Pole

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 9

Not my house, but know my way around

gibson deluxe® (now with 25% more grumbles in every post)@gibsongrumbles· Jan 7

“actually doing something is showboating! that’s why i will instead simply continue to release statements, as i have been doing for the entirety of trump 2.0”