weird lil goblin
@ginamarina
"Fuck you, you weird little goblin" - some guy on Twitter
How much does it cost me to have the police plane buzz my house because it's Saturday and they're bored?
My aunt got me these today. It was very difficult to choose between this and the Hello Kitty set
The world is a fuck so please enjoy the Sploot King of North Portland™ doing his thing.
I love this new purse but we have to start making smaller phones because mine will not fit
I WILL LITERALLY DIE WITHOUT ALEX KRYCHEK AND CARL GERHARDT BUSCH MINIFIGS
If you can make buttonholes you can make a sun shade. If you can't make buttonholes, I charge the low low price of $5/ buttonhole
Had the urge to do something stupid with my hair so I braided it to keep myself away of it, and then when I got all done I had this one single bit of hair that got completely missed by both braids
Fun fact about Arlo: he has extra vertebra in his spine. He's the anti-jimothy
The Chewy placeholder address is on the same block as Al Bundy. Yes, I remember the Bundy's address but can't remember to refill my prescriptions.
If he leaves either his ball or his baby unattended I might grab it so he's trying to get them both at the same time
You can get here easily by taking an Airbus A380-HC (human centipede)
I took advantage of being too cheap to run my AC to make some pizza dough
The trick isn't in the stacking, it's in only buying the exact amount that fits in the basket
The healing power of chicken jerky brought him back from the brink 🙌
Arlo got a bath today and then he got stung right on the left hinder by a yellow jacket. He's resting comfortably, somewhere outside his body.