Loopy Logic (@giraffeloopy) · DIRTY

Loopy Logic

@giraffeloopy

He/him. Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!

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Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· 23d

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jul 5

"Hey, Bill, where did you say your friend works?" "I dunno, some Fifth Avenue place."

Photo of a modern Pittsburgh skyscraper with illuminated letters above the entrance that read "Fifth Avenue Place". Photo by me.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jul 1

"The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of This Bitch"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 26

"Isaac Asimov? The groper?"

The "Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?" guy.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 25

A still from "Spongebob Squarepants" showing a sheet of paper with the word "The" exquisitely drawn and nothing else written on it.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 22

I see Liz Truss in that graph!

A zoom in on the upper right side of the graph. At a glance, it looks like it jumps up by two steps in a single instant, but there is a tiny span of time between the first step up and the second.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 10

She's not the best at wearing sunglasses, either.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 8

"Nobody disrupts our Do Nothing and Cry session but Pedro Sanchez, and randomly the Dutch!"

Homer Simpson saying "Nobody ruins our family vacation but me, and maybe the boy!"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 3

Here's what the lid of my washing machine recommends.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jun 1

Apparently the cubicle across from mine is an anomaly game now. Photo by me.

Photo of an office cubicle, empty except for a large bear plush sitting in an office chair. The bear is directly under a light fixture, as if the game developer thought the bear plush needed extra emphasis for players to notice it.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· May 29

The narrator from "Rocky Horror Picture Show" saying "... heavy, black, and pendulous ..."

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· May 19

"Emergency Stop, Never Use" from "Spaceballs"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· May 15

"Ayyyyyy!"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· May 13

Dark gray goth house and pink & purple girly house. They're dating.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· May 12

This sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole that ended with me realizing where two of the puzzle pieces from the album art of Talk Talk's "It's My Life" are from.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Mar 20

I paused playback at the reveal, and ... the way the buttons lined up ...

The LUMO monstrosity with the back-5-seconds button superimposed directly over its right eye and forward-5-seconds directly over its left eye. It is hilarious and disturbing.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Mar 4

"I'll drink what she's drinking."

A.I.-generated illustration of a woman holding a full martini glass that's bigger than her head.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Feb 27

VIDEOGAME. SANDWICH. DIAMONDS.

Frame from "Stop Making Sense" of slide-projected words "Videogame", "sandwich", and "diamonds".

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Feb 19

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Feb 11

A poster showing a simple drawing of a film projector, above which is written "X-RAYS" in quotation marks, and between that and the projector is written "PRODUCED AND DETECTED BY WILHELM RÖNTGEN".

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 26

Screenshot of Telegram conversation.
Me: "Got the bag. Shirt is 3XL; I hope that's close enough. Everything else is there"
Them: "Meow"
Me: "OK, good. I'll bring that back with me and give em to ya next time I see ya"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 20

Photo by me.

Walmart aisle sign which reads:
LOL
Fur Real
My Life As
Barbie

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 9

"Glee" meme of the teacher saying "I am going to create an LECTURE that is so BORING"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 6

Does this mean I can have my right Ctrl key back? 🙏

Photo of part of a computer keyboard. Between the right Alt key and the left-arrow key, where a Ctrl key usually goes, there is the abomination of ... the Copilot key. 😱

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 6

"Hey, Margot Robbie, things really changed for you after you played Barbie, didn't they?" Margot Robbie:

Photo of a Walmart aisle, labeled as follows:

LOL
Fur Real
My Life As
Barbie

(Photo by me.)

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 5

If you don't know where to find any, I suggest starting here:

A building with "The Hater Building" lettering at the top. (Probably photoshopped.)

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Jan 1

At first I thought this was a sculpture of someone bending down to pick something up.

Crop of Cait's photo, focusing on the spray nozzle of a bottle of (I assume) a cleaning product.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Dec 29

The cover art of the Talking Heads album "More Songs about Buildings and Food"

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Dec 13

Maybe the trailer just does that?

Crop of Duncan's photo, focusing on a semi trailer that appears to have gone off the road. Its tractor is not visible and may or may not still be attached.

Loopy Logic@giraffeloopy· Dec 6

Screenshot of a tweet from Juan D., reading "Estoy participando en el experimento Milgram *pretends to be shocked*"