Cari ☀️
@giraffles
34 ✨️ queer & polyam (any pronouns) ✨️ minors BEGONE 🔞 ✨️ proship ✨️ faerun is an old special interest, I never left hell I've been here the whole time
really don't love that the r slur has come back into fashion and I will block people casually slinging it around :)
COALECROUX IS REAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
they heard me talking shit and released a 10 year commemorative trailer today and teased the name of the next update LMFAO
it's no man sky's 10th anniversary today and I'm honestly surprised they didn't do anything official for it??
a wild discord glitch is when it says you have unread messages-- in your private server 🥴🥴🥴
they only had an opening in january but I took it anyways because our real feel on the south shore is 99° rn 💀
feel like shit just want her back 😭
leave it to oreo to get on top of a shelf (with barriers to prevent her from doing just that!!) to yeet a cup with a bit of juice onto the floor 😩 it's been weeks of me putting the cup there before I can take it to the kitchen but noooo gotta wait until I'm asleep and then be a menace to society
if you see me up when I said I was going to bed it's not that I lied it's that I failed because my body is a dumpster fire 💀
my delivery driver was so sweet, he heard that my rewards points had expired and hooked me up with 20 bucks off anyways 🥺 this is why I ride or die for neta!!
papa ginos emailing me about birthday pizza is very funny when I haven't slept more than two hours because I was betrayed by chicken nuggets and french fries
another one for the "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" list: themed ttrpg room
I'm so sorry to anyone who can't handle the heat but GOD I AM SO READY FOR THIS NEXT WEEK
so the running joke is that nilari are space daddies but may I also suggest: space mommies
like why did they word it so specifically if that's not what they intended. and you're gonna tell me /this/ isn't an improvement?? be so for real right now. 🥴
stressed tf out?? au your characters into a campaign setting that hasn't even been released yet