Oh GAWD, here we go again. EVERYBODY, MOVE TO NASHVILLE. FUCKING GO ALREADY.

FUCK anyone who tries to tell you different and tries to drum up some shit.

Ah, the old "not everybody wipes their ass" argument by caca trick.

This is not the place for you, boy. Take your hand off your scrotum and mouse on back to your daddy's Xitter.

Ah, the genius has arrived.

"I don't care about the shit the NYT spreads in this world, I need my stupid little word game, so fuck everyone."

This guy?!

This clown only JUST realized this? The whole WH press corps is shit.

Hey @amysiskind.com GO FUCK YOURSELF

Tellicherry Parmigiano! Love that one peppercorn that got sliced so perfectly.

About as good as it gets. Fresh homemade pasta, fresh homemade pesto with basil from Saoirse’s garden.

Turmeric/Saffron/SomeOtherStuff. What a gorgeous loaf. 80% Central BF, 10% Central High Mountain, 10% Trailblazer, 80% hydration, 0.5% turmeric/saffron/etc. Minimal cold retard.

WHY did it take me so long to make a habit of this?

Ah, maybe not.

@edzitron.com 😬

Breaking a 6-week breadless spell. 12.5% prefermented flour (22.5% overnight levain @80% hydration). 75% Central's Great Northern Plus BF 15% Cairnspring Expresso BF (5% in the levain) 10% Central's High Mountain high protein BF 2% Salt 80% Final Hydration Just a solid low stress basic recipe.

I hope it's long, slow, and agonizing.

Happy IPO Day to all who celebrate. Rejoice, ye vultures. May the carrion long outlive you.

Yakitori Negi on my new Bincho grill. Most excellent.

Yakitori adventures commencing shortly.