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@glorifiedcrawfish

25yo multifandom, multiship fanfic writer who posts NSFW!!🔞 they/she banner from @somewhereonneptune.bsky.social

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girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· 9d

Exhibit A One of my cats never touched dry food until I made a puzzle feeder. Having it just laid out was probably boring to him

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Jun 18

I don’t believe this but okay

Mental age test results: 30 “not mature, just really tired”

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Jun 16

4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a child

Vanessa doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Jun 11

I wrote another #longliveevil one shot! Featuring: ❤️An evil (dare I say ghoulish?) ex ❤️Repression ❤️A happy ending Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta!

Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Time of Iron Series - Sarah Rees Brennan
Relationships:
Eric Mitchell | The Golden Cobra/Marius Valerius | The Last HopeMarius Valerius | The Last Hope/Lucius
Characters:
Marius Valerius | The Last HopeEric Mitchell | The Golden CobraLucius
Additional Tags:
Dubious ConsentEmotional Hurt/ComfortEmotional ConstipationOne ShotDom/sub UndertonesNOT MonsterfuckingBut not Not monsterfucking

Command Me
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“I’m commanding you,” Lucius says. He gazes up at Marius, who’s breathing heavily, pulse jumping, sweat dripping down the side of his face. He’s irresistibly alive. “Sit back down.”

Marius hesitates. “I swore an oath to Eric,” he says quietly.

“Does he uphold his end of the bargain?”

Marius doesn’t reply.

“Sit back down,” Lucius says.

Marius sits.
A chance encounter with Lucius spurs Marius to seek Eric’s comfort.

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Jun 9

THUMBGATE ART ALERT!!! I commissioned @somewhereonneptune.bsky.social to make tongue tied art and I couldn’t be happier with the result. Their expressions! The intensity! I’ve been freaking out about this all day.

White-haired man biting black-haired man’s thumb

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Jun 4

Has she read this

bisexual
adjective
bi·sex·u·al (ˌ)bī-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl -shəl

Simple Definition
A Simple Definition is available from our Learner's Dictionary to help you understand the meaning faster.
1
a
see usage paragraph below : of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to people of one's same sex and of the opposite sex

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· May 28

Stolen

Reply with a character and I'll decide if I'll SMASH or PASS

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· May 19

Sounds about right nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter

rank options
1 sexual repression
2 abuse of power
3 lord/vassal dynamics
4 awkward sexual situations
5 unrequited love
6 dubious consent
7 age/experience gap
8 unhealthy relationships
8 codependency
10 infidelity

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· May 3

Felt cute and off putting, might blow up later

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Apr 27

A silly #nobamaki one shot for lesbian visibility day! Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta 🙏🙏 Hope you like it anons 🧡 archiveofourown.org/works/83822291

let's take it slow
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

At midnight, Maki is woken up by a text.

She slowly sits up, yawning. Her phone screen glows softly in the dark. Maki grabs it off her nightstand. She rubs her eyes and reads the message: pls help me senpaiii ~
After a text from Nobara leads Maki to believe that her (very cute) friend is in danger, she goes to her room and gets more than she bargained for.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/F
Fandom:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Relationship:
Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki
Characters:
Zenin MakiKugisaki Nobara
Additional Tags:
One ShotFirst KissUnderage DrinkingMiscommunicationZenin Maki is Bad at FeelingsKugisaki Nobara Being an Idiot

Strawpage gimmick that reads “MOAR NOBAMAKI”

Strawpage gimmick that reads “maki being an awkward virgin with her younger but well-seasoned sex veteran Nobara”

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Apr 10

Bingo! I have playlists for some of my fics but I never publicly share them lol. Also I think about teeth’s fixation art all the time it’s like a dream come true Tagging @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social @dovebee.bsky.social @happyprince.bsky.social @ihavethegrimoire.bsky.social

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Apr 9

NO WAY!!!!!!

Chiitan and 3 others liked your post for #wipwednesday

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Apr 8

#wipwednesday finally getting back around to this #nobamaki one shot!!

“I know you like me,” Nobara says.

“You —” Maki clears her throat. “You don’t know anything.”

She wants it to come out mean and forceful. It doesn’t. Nobara has cast some kind of spell on her; Maki’s voice trembles with the force of it. She feels limp and helpless for the first time in ages, like a straw doll pinned in place. When she tries to look away, she can only stare harder. Her field of vision has been swallowed by Nobara’s cute bob, her warm, brown eyes, her slender, toned arms, her huge —

“Everyone likes me,” Nobara continues, interrupting her thoughts. “Also, you’re staring at my boobs.”

“I — I am not,” Maki sputters.

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Apr 6

stolen

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you loud, outgoing, or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. Have you ever given up on someone, but then gone back to him or her?
6 If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does your most recent text say?
12. Do you like big crowds of people?
13. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
14. What good thing happened this summer?
15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
16. Do you think there is life on other planets?
17. Do you still talk to your first crush?
18. Do you like bubble baths?
19. Do you like your neighbors?
22. What are your bad habits?
23. Where would you like to travel?
24. Do you have trust issues?
25. Favourite part of your daily routine?
26. What body part are you most uncomfortable with?
27. What do you do when you wake up?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?
32. Do you play sports?
33. Would you rather live without TV or music?
34. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
35. What are your favourite stores to shop in?
36. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
37. If you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
38. Do you smile at strangers?
39. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
40. Do you want a roommate?
41. What are you paranoid about?
42. What was the meanest thing somcone ever said to you?
43. The nicest thing?
44. What language do you want to learn?

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 28

I used to read more fic for it but I’ve kinda fallen off recently. I feel like I can be picky when it comes to portrayals of Megumi, plus I like things kinda dark but not too dark that I can’t stomach it, hence the pickiness. It honestly depends on the mood I’m in. But yea it’s sooo delish

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 27

I also put “platonic” and “qplatonic” bc I fw both of those interpretations. Like I think they’re everything to each other

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 27

Teeeheeeheee

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 26

It’s my turn to be impersonated! This account does NOT belong to me. It belongs to a troll obsessed with smearing eruri shippers. I’ve already reported; please block them. If anyone has any other tips on how to deal with this, please let me know!

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 22

New comm out! This was a super fun prompt to write. Featuring: ❤️Gojo’s bad driving ❤️Boner references ❤️Mutual Pining Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta! #jjk #stsg #satosugu #sugusato #gego archiveofourown.org/works/81624526

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Gojo SatoruGetou SuguruIeiri Shoko
Additional Tags:
MiscommunicationFluffGojo Satoru is WhippedGetou Suguru is WhippedGetou Suguru is Bad at FeelingsAlternate Universe - College/UniversityAlternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen)DrivingOne Shot
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:2026-03-21Words:2,326Chapters:1/1Comments:1Kudos:1Hits:3
Passenger Princess
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“You look good,” he says, putting the car into drive. “You should buy your own pair of sunglasses. Then we can match.”

Suguru’s cheeks color slightly. He looks out the window. “You buy them, if you want me to wear them so badly. You’re the one with rich parents.”

Satoru grins, pulling out of his parking spot and glancing over at Suguru, who really does look good in those sunglasses, holy shit. “Sure! Is Prada good, or —”

Suguru grabs the wheel, jerking it to the left. “Watch where you’re going, idiot!”

Satoru looks away from Suguru and slams on the brakes. “Shit,” he says. He raises an apologetic hand and mouths Sorry! to the two kids he nearly mowed down.

The kids dart to the sidewalk. Satoru fully pulls out of the parking spot and turns onto the main road.

“In my defense —” he starts.

“Shut up and drive.”

Satoru shuts up and drives.
Satoru's a great driver! That is, when his super hot friend isn't in the passenger seat.

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 19

It’s my birthday

Six panels of SpongeBob and Patrick laughing

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 18

A comm I’m working on that’ll be out soon!! Spot the simile!! #wipwednesday

Sure, there’s Satoru’s boner. He can’t forget about the boner. He literally can’t forget, because Shoko won’t let him, and even if she did, it plays in his mind every night like one of those dumb vampire movies he pretends to hate — it’s a guilty pleasure.

Still, he can’t assume anything. One time when Suguru was thirteen, he got hard reading the phrase “mochi donut hole” on a bakery menu.

So, Suguru won’t read into it. He can’t embarrass Satoru by making it a Thing. That’d be a dick move. Pun unintended.

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 12

The pinks and purples were so hard 😭 and that gray one

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 10

unhealthy relationships and dom/sub undertones in the right corner 💅

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 4

#wipwednesday I’m making an original version of my #satosugu fic “wanna make a bet?” and am currently drafting a wholly original sequel! Here’s a sex dream

He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that.

“Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for.

Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 4

I’ve made so many memes dude, this is the tip of the iceberg

crying virgin wojack with caption “the eyes of TJ eckleburg are a metaphor for god casting judgement on the degradation of our society” screaming at Chad wojack with caption “Levi Ackerman has a vagina, Erwin smith has a big dick, 30k words, rating: explicit”

Cycle around emoji facepalming, with captions that read “I meet someone,” “I tell them I love attack on titan,” “they call me a nazi,” “they leave”

A manga panel of Satoru Gojo, with speech bubbles that read “let’s get… a little crazy.” On his left it reads “cursed technique lapse: men.” On his right it reads “cursed technique reversal: women.”

An edited tweet from @ariasagirl that reads “any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is fujo out, argue w 13 yo redditors and undercover kremlin operatives over Gojo Satoru’s sexuality, eat hot chip & cum”

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Mar 4

post a meme made by you

A group of stick figures on a drawn subway car, with a shared thought bubble that reads “i want to fuck gojo satoru unprotected”

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Feb 26

LFGGGGG

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Feb 26

15. Blue Sargent from The Raven Cycle I adore these books. Read them five times in high school. I love a weird girl with big feelings and lots of clips in her hair. I, too, have short hair that I keep up with lots of clips. Blue would probably use she/they pronouns also. Art by Maggie Stiefvater

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Feb 25

11. Little Brother from my house

Cat head peering on top of mattress propped up against white wall

girl pervert@glorifiedcrawfish· Feb 25

7. Cath from Fangirl Self-explanatory