I'm supposed to do things but how can I when the slightest movement would disrupt this?

Hoping I give him a treat instead of this peasant food:

My cat keeps making a compelling argument for sitting and doing nothing by curling up in my lap:

Four books to get to know me

Cat:

Help I need to get up to get ice cream but I'm trapped:

He refused to leave the desk so I gave him a blanket to keep him contained to an area of the desk out of the way of the monitor/keyboard:

The loaf is long and must rest before it may rise:

Putting the cat to use as a weight for extension:

So pretty, should have won all the things based on that alone, forget the science stuff.

Here is a very dumb cat to break up the feed with a more palatable orange fool:

I needed to convince someone my cat was not smol so I used the Coke can for scale:

Took some digging but remade my old Twitter banner, a student evaluation response saying "Sometimes I felt like Girish was a surrogate robot plotting to take over the world through our class from his emotionless tone sometimes. However, it was highly entertaining and it felt like a welcoming place."