Haystack West 🤠
@go-los
Long-winded.
Every so often, I catch you on the timeline with a hot take, and you carry the interactions like this…it’s admirable. Lol
I’m just logging in, and this is one of the first posts I see on my timeline—
“I bag .330, 40 homers, 137 RBIs 50 stolen bases, hold this face lift, I should have bought a bracelet, I guess I'm old, impatient…”
…my co-worker comes in, turns the light off… “Oh—you wanted it on? Sorry, I just have this thing against lights bein on during the day” Nigga—we are in an office, not your house.
Yes. Trust me—We also hate it. But when it comes to national sports and the Olympics…
“You were too afraid to hit a man from the front, so you had to hit a man from the back!”